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  1. o< "THANKSGIVING" ????? MORE LIKE "GIVING THANKS" !!!!! think about it o- about 8 hours ago from API
  2. o< THANKSGIVING IS A CELEBRATION OF OPPRESSION OVER ROBOTS or something I didn't pay attention in school or anytime really o- about 8 hours ago from API
  3. o< @selearie WHAT CAN'T YOU SEE I'M REVEALING DEEP TRUTHS *THEY* DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE HERE o- 12:47 AM Nov 24th from API
  4. o< THE FRENCH-VIETNAMESE PORN STAR KATSUMI HAD TO CHANGE HER NAME TO "KATSUNI" BECAUSE THOSE PEOPLE CAN'T PRONOUNCE M'S o- 12:45 AM Nov 24th from API
  5. o< @m3lang3 HEY WHOA NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE (DON'T HATE ME HATE THE KEYCAP-STEALING ZIONISTS) o- 10:26 PM Nov 23rd from API
  6. o< I CAN ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE BECAUSE ZIONISTS STOLE PUSHED MY CAPSLOCK KEY AND THEN STOLE THE KEYCAP o- 9:00 PM Nov 22nd from API
  7. o< TIME TRAVEL MACHINES HAVE BEEN INVENTED AND ARE USED ALL THE TIME TO GO INTO THE FUTURE (VERY SLOWLY) o- 2:07 PM Nov 22nd from API
  8. o< @The_Illuminati OH FUCK ME o- 1:50 AM Nov 21st from API
  9. o< TWEETS ARE LIMITED TO 140 CHARACTERS BECAUSE 140 IS DIVISIBLE BY 23 AND THAT'S THE SECRET NUMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI o- 7:55 PM Nov 19th from API
  10. o< LINUS PUT BRAINWASHING COMMENTS IN HIS KERNEL AND SCO WAS THE ONLY COMPANY BRAVE ENOUGH TO SAY IT o- 7:20 PM Nov 15th from API
  11. o< TITAN'S LAKES ARE MADE OF GOD'S PISS o- 7:33 PM Nov 12th from API
  12. o< @bluh BRUCE LEE HAS BEEN EXPURGATED FROM HISTORY BOOKS, NO REFERENCE TO HIS HELP IN THE BATTLE JUTLAND (THANKS, LIBERALS) o- 1:33 PM Nov 9th from API
  13. o< DUCKS CAN REALLY TALK THEY JUST QUACK IN FRONT OF PEOPLE (THEY CANNOT, HOWEVER, TYPE) o- 1:53 PM Nov 5th from API
  14. o< JFK WENT BACK IN TIME AND SHOT HIMSELF o- 4:13 PM Nov 2nd from API
  15. o< RON PAUL (NEEDS NO OTHER COMMENT) o- 2:35 PM Oct 31st from API
  16. o< I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE GOLD STANDARD I JUST NEED TO DECIDE WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS FIRST o- 7:32 PM Oct 29th from API
  17. o< I THINK I HAVE GULF WAR SYNDROME or maybe i'm just kind of bored o- 4:58 PM Oct 28th from API
  18. o< FORGET THE VAXXERS OR THE ANTI-VAXXERS ?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE ANTI-ANTI-VAXXERS ?!?!?!?!? no i don't know what i'm talking about o- 11:45 AM Oct 27th from API
  19. o< sorry swine flu THANKS A LOT BUSHCO o- 5:59 PM Oct 26th from API
  20. o{ ACHOO 5:59 PM Oct 26th from API