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  1. o< DUCKS CAN REALLY TALK THEY JUST QUACK IN FRONT OF PEOPLE (THEY CANNOT, HOWEVER, TYPE) o-1:53 PM Nov 5th from API
  2. o< JFK WENT BACK IN TIME AND SHOT HIMSELF o-4:13 PM Nov 2nd from API
  3. o< RON PAUL (NEEDS NO OTHER COMMENT) o-2:35 PM Oct 31st from API
  4. o< I HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT THE GOLD STANDARD I JUST NEED TO DECIDE WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANS FIRST o-7:32 PM Oct 29th from API
  5. o< I THINK I HAVE GULF WAR SYNDROME or maybe i'm just kind of bored o-4:58 PM Oct 28th from API
  6. o< FORGET THE VAXXERS OR THE ANTI-VAXXERS ?!?!?! WHAT ABOUT THE ANTI-ANTI-VAXXERS ?!?!?!?!? no i don't know what i'm talking about o-11:45 AM Oct 27th from API
  7. o< sorry swine flu THANKS A LOT BUSHCO o-5:59 PM Oct 26th from API
  8. o{ ACHOO5:59 PM Oct 26th from API
  9. o< hey come on they can't all be gems o-12:21 AM Oct 26th from API
  10. o< THE X-FILES GOT CANCELLED BECAUSE THEY WERE GETTING TOO CLOSE TO THE **TRUTH** o-12:21 AM Oct 26th from API
  11. o< ALL THE GOLD IN FORT KNOX WAS MOVED TO AREA 51 AND TRANSMUTED TO ADAMANTIUM o-12:59 PM Oct 24th from API
  12. o< BILL HICKS WAS TAKEN OUT BY THE ILLUMINATI mostly because he wasn't funny at all o-6:50 PM Oct 23rd from API
  13. o< RICHARD DAWKINS IS REALLY SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTIST HE JUST GETS OFF ON CALLING OTHER PEOPLE IDIOTS o-7:48 PM Oct 19th from API
  14. o< RALPH NADER REALLY WORKS FOR WAL-MART !!!!111 or at least that parrot that controls him does anyway o-3:57 PM Oct 19th from API
  15. o< IT'S NOT THE HEENE FAMILY'S FAULT !!!!!! IT WAS THE REPTILIANS (ALSO THEIR STUPIDITY) o-3:57 PM Oct 18th from API
  16. o< @aboomer90 I THINK WE'RE GOING TO BECOME FAST FRIENDS (WAIT SHIT **BOOMER** GLURRRRULGP BLAM BLAM BLAM) o-3:02 PM Oct 18th from API
  17. o< DON'T FIGHT CANCER BECAUSE IT JUST BENEFITS BIG PHARMA #beatcancer11:07 PM Oct 17th from API
  18. o< TWITTER REMOVES DUPLICATES SO I CAN'T CLOSE MY MOUTH ANYMORE !!!! CALL YOUR CONGRESSCRITTER6:59 PM Oct 17th from API
  19. o< i left my mouth open that whole time didn't i6:56 PM Oct 17th from API
  20. o< THAT WASN'T A BALLOON IT WAS A TIME MACHINE AND THE KID WENT BACK IN TIME TO KILL JFK (WHY THE BALLOON WAS EMPTY)6:56 PM Oct 17th from API