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  1. @CatOclysmic muhuhwah, baby. about 6 hours ago from Brizzly in reply to CatOclysmic
  2. On the morn of my triumphant broken toe return to yoga, *of course* I didn't notice that my sunday class changed from 8:30 to 10:30. about 11 hours ago from txt
  3. @firefaunx sadly, wrong dane. however, my drunk washing dance card is open tonight. send him on over. 10:48 AM Dec 4th from Brizzly in reply to firefaunx
  4. @SistaTia always and forever. 10:39 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to SistaTia
  5. @ellembee i'll take those condolences, oh, yes i will. 10:34 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to ellembee
  6. on a related note: late night drunken dane washing--not as much fun nor as sexy as it might sound. 10:33 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  7. you might have to take my word, but the only thing that can outdo añejo tequila & "fabulous mr. fox" is explosive great dane diarrhea. #fb 10:02 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  8. @laffingbuddha handsome! 2:44 PM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to laffingbuddha
  9. @laffingbuddha nice reframing. c'mon bloody mary hour, c'mon bloody mary hour, c'mon bloody mary hour... 10:20 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to laffingbuddha
  10. @sthete me too me too me too me too. why wouldn't they, i ask? 10:03 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to sthete
  11. @laffingbuddha cruel to tweet about bloody marys on a day such as this... 10:00 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to laffingbuddha
  12. RT @urbantantrika: I'd support Marriage Equality if it meant no one got married. <-- so well put. marriage for all! down with marriage! 9:59 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  13. my partners both tweet about jealousy a few minutes apart. the topics? intact stilettos and upper midwestern winters. i heart poly. 9:58 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  14. bobble: v. 1) to juggle or fumble a batted or thrown baseball momentarily, usually resulting in error. 2) lara's operating mode today. #FB 9:44 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  15. @ellembee also, that's treated with coffee, right? i like you--daish's at risk of losing a patient. 9:34 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to ellembee
  16. @ellembee ya know, funny. i did have my lymph nodes drained yesterday...you're the internet doctor with the mostest, baby. 9:33 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to ellembee
  17. it seems i'm having a hard time navigating doorways and the like today. vertigo? senility? insanity? vote for your favorite diagnosis now. 9:23 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly
  18. @misterkevin there's some serious roleplaying/costuming potential there. and now i need a brainscrub. 8:58 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to misterkevin
  19. @binduwiles wha? intelligentsia's a chicago coffee! little bit o' midwestern joy out to you. 8:51 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to binduwiles
  20. @SistaTreen i've got two hands. were that i had more. 8:08 AM Dec 3rd from Brizzly in reply to SistaTreen