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bos31337 If you'd be interested in a 2nd edition of Real World Haskell, please RT and think about filling out this quick survey: bit.ly/ooydix 3:42 PM Aug 24th, 2011 via web Retweeted by conradparker and 216 others
You can tell how awesome someone is by 1 / log (number of milliseconds it takes them to respond to a LinkedIn request) plus.google.com/10155594950166… 8:52 PM May 24th via ManageFlitter
"It is very duifficult to reduce the calorie content of fruit juice without introducng artificial sweeteners." … plus.google.com/10155594950166… 10:35 PM May 9th via ManageFlitter
data JapaneseRestaurantTime = JRT { jrtHour :: Int {- range 0-40 -}, jrtMin :: Int, jrtSec :: Pico -} } #haskell plus.google.com/10155594950166… 4:41 PM May 7th via ManageFlitter
I gave @NietzscheSays +K about Philosophy on @klout klout.com/plusk/gave/577… 6:31 PM May 1st via Tweet Button
Sometimes I wish #haskell package descriptions would include part-of-speech annotations. plus.google.com/10155594950166… 6:06 PM May 1st via ManageFlitter
I am not a #brogrammer! -- According to @klout, I'm influential about Red Bull, Osaka, and Haskell klout.com/user/conradpar… 4:47 PM Apr 22nd via Tweet Button
sourcefrog To be a good programmer, you need to spot and resolve ambiguity. To be good with people, you need to be able to embrace ambiguity. 3:51 PM Apr 2nd via web Retweeted by conradparker and 3 others
Coding +Haskell on +Red Bull, the first hour is all winning. #ExistentialTypes plus.google.com/10155594950166… 7:25 PM Mar 21st via ManageFlitter
Dear Haskellers, am I the only one who reads STUArray as STFUArray? plus.google.com/10155594950166… 3:48 PM Mar 15th via ManageFlitter
Maybe if +Julia Gillard could down a yard glass people would take her seriously as Prime Minister 4:20 PM Feb 27th via web
A real prime minister: telegraph.co.uk/sport/sportvid… 4:16 PM Feb 27th via web
You know you've been out of Japan and into Haskell for too long, when you misread Osaka as Okasaki. plus.google.com/10155594950166… 10:15 PM Feb 9th via ManageFlitter
silviapfeiffer Chris Double just let us know that temporal media fragment URI support is now available in Firefox trunk wow! http://ow.ly/6cpUb 5:01 AM Aug 25th, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by conradparker and 8 others
This chili sauce is making me code faster. 4:57 PM Nov 14th, 2010 via web
seanseefried Iceland volcano emitted 150kt CO2. The planes would have emitted 345kt. World's 1st Carbon Neutral volcano! 7:39 PM Oct 26th, 2010 via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by conradparker and 35 others
@sebfisch welcome to Tokyo! 10:45 PM Oct 11th, 2010 via web
out-of-order undo in a UI needs an abelian group for operations, thanks #haskell 3:17 PM Aug 21st, 2009 via Identica