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conormichael

  1. Why does Walt Grace's Submarine Test, January 1967 make me so weepy? :-/ 9:01 AM May 30th via web
  2. Yeah, sure, I'd totally rather go to work than stay home, watch Family Guy, and drift in and out of consciousness. 12:28 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
  3. Apparently a half-eaten, 7-month old chicken nugget in the hand is worth way more than 8 whole cooked chickens in the bush. 8:25 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  4. Lol speaking of which..."@KarenRowena: @Vanessa_Rose Conormichael I miss getting drunk at Disneyland with you crazy kids!!" 9:41 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  5. I didn't really follow American Idol this year, but I'm stoked that Phillip Phillips won. Hee-Jun was dope, too. 9:39 AM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  6. Every time I hear Washed Out's “Feel It All Around," it's just so fucking good I don't know what to fucking do with myself. Need help. 6:39 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  7. YOU HAVE UNTIL 7. REMEMBER: COLD ORANGE CRUSH OR CHERRY/REG COKE TO 2810 ARTESIA BEFORE 7PM AND I OWE YOU LUNCH! 5:28 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android
  8. GAME TIME! NEAR THE RB GALLERIA? WANT ME TO OWE YOU LUNCH? BRING ME A COLD 2L OF ORANGE CRUSH OR CHERRY/REGULAR COKE! GO! 2810 ARTESIA, RB! 5:26 PM May 15th via Twitter for Android
  9. My hand hurts sooooooo fucking bad. 2:47 PM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  10. Ditto! FUCK @NBC! RT @austinbosley: wait, WHAT!? Everyone I know loves Parks and Rec more than pretty much anything. WTF? 2:54 PM May 10th via TweetDeck
  11. Everyone tell @NBC to go fuck themselves! They're canceling great shows to make room for weak bullshit. @NBC is bullshit. 2:51 PM May 10th via TweetDeck
  12. Hey @NBC, go fuck yourself. Not renewing Parks & Rec and 30 Rock? This is almost as bad as FOX canceling Arrested Development. MORONS. 2:49 PM May 10th via TweetDeck
  13. ...the on-sale date was Tuesday. Jesus goddamn fuck christ shit. I'm spread all over hell these days. I hate this. 12:40 AM May 4th via Twitter for Android
  14. Just checked my emails thinking, "Boy, I better make sure I'm up to get those John Mayer tickets!" 12:39 AM May 4th via Twitter for Android
  15. Is anybody else in LA getting shit reception from NBC? What the fuck is this bullshit? I'm trying to watch Parks and Rec. Dickheads. 9:35 PM Apr 26th via Twitter for Android
  16. I know I'm going to be a great real estate agent because of all the insults I shout at the retarded cunts on HGTV's House Hunters. 10:22 PM Apr 24th via Twitter for Android
  17. Nothing like a little hit and run to start my day. Lovely. ~_~ 7:50 AM Apr 17th via Twitter for Android
  18. What are some must-haves in my Google Chrome bookmarks toolbar? Besides FB, Twitter, YouTube, etc. obvious stuff... 11:23 PM Apr 16th via TweetDeck