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ConMend

  1. Have met @LouisMend and we are now in the pub so he can have a poo. #cubcamp2012
  2. @tiffstevenson lol I get it!
  3. Are people from Dorking 'Dorks'?
  4. @BeckyWaine cheers will do x
  5. @BeckyWaine I'm getting off before horsham. Getting off at Holmwood. I've been to horsham to watch their football team.
  6. Battyman Power Station yfrog.com/h6bmnxxqj
  7. @Chris_Collinsss same with #FunniestMendez really :p
  8. @Chris_Collinsss lol if you want.
  9. Say what you want about the #jubilee. There's a very good atmosphere around london.
  10. I have now left wetherspoons and am on a train to horsham. Someone gave me evils for loud headphones so I turned them down. Possible friend?
  11. @Chris_Collinsss haha. Brilliant. #ShesMoreMassiveThanWednesday
  12. @Chris_Collinsss she's so big. When she goes to McDonalds, they roll her around the Drive-Thru
  13. @Chris_Collinsss fook me. I saw it. She looks like NASA could explore her.
  14. @Chris_Collinsss what paper?
  15. @Chris_Collinsss haha. I've prob got with worst!
  16. @Chris_Collinsss is she hot?
  17. @mgttnhs I wish I did. On the train here I wished I could just dress up as a banana in the middle of the station while I waited.
  18. Ok. They are taking pictures of me now.
  19. @5bs abandon ship!!
  20. A couple directly in front of me. The gentleman has received his meal before the lady but started. #wetherspoonsetiquette