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ConMend

  1. Have met @LouisMend and we are now in the pub so he can have a poo. #cubcamp2012 6:59 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. @tiffstevenson lol I get it! 6:25 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to tiffstevenson
  3. Are people from Dorking 'Dorks'? 6:24 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  4. @BeckyWaine cheers will do x 6:05 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to BeckyWaine
  5. @BeckyWaine I'm getting off before horsham. Getting off at Holmwood. I've been to horsham to watch their football team. 6:03 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to BeckyWaine
  6. Battyman Power Station yfrog.com/h6bmnxxqj 5:37 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  7. @Chris_Collinsss same with #FunniestMendez really :p 5:37 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Chris_Collinsss
  8. @Chris_Collinsss lol if you want. 5:32 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Chris_Collinsss
  9. Say what you want about the #jubilee. There's a very good atmosphere around london. 5:31 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. I have now left wetherspoons and am on a train to horsham. Someone gave me evils for loud headphones so I turned them down. Possible friend? 5:29 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  11. @Chris_Collinsss haha. Brilliant. #ShesMoreMassiveThanWednesday 5:26 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Chris_Collinsss
  12. @Chris_Collinsss she's so big. When she goes to McDonalds, they roll her around the Drive-Thru 5:24 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  13. @Chris_Collinsss fook me. I saw it. She looks like NASA could explore her. 5:23 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  14. @Chris_Collinsss what paper? 5:17 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Chris_Collinsss
  15. @Chris_Collinsss haha. I've prob got with worst! 5:16 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Chris_Collinsss
  16. @Chris_Collinsss is she hot? 5:13 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to Chris_Collinsss
  17. @mgttnhs I wish I did. On the train here I wished I could just dress up as a banana in the middle of the station while I waited. 5:08 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mgttnhs
  18. Ok. They are taking pictures of me now. 5:04 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  19. @5bs abandon ship!! 5:00 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to 5bs
  20. A couple directly in front of me. The gentleman has received his meal before the lady but started. #wetherspoonsetiquette 5:00 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  • Name Cornelius Mendez
  • Location Canterbury, Kent
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  • Bio Two time 'Top Gun' at Quasar Bromley. I dress up as a banana and lead congas.
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