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  1. Reasons to keep a 3.5 yr old around: Des figured out ink level display on the printer before either adult. Also, we need more blue square.
  2. Every time an @IGNcom review complains about frequent/long load screens, I'm like, "Dude, have you ever navigated one of yr top 100 lists??"
  3. Check out the product, then scroll down for the review. http://bit.ly/20P3OP #WTF #epicwin #hats
  4. At the Life and Science Museum Bronto Birthday Bash. The big guy is 42.
  5. Listen guys, I don't want to ruffle any feathers, but I am not a fan of failblog's new editorial heads. Distracts from the #fail, IMO.
  6. How kind of Quiznos to include these public domain optical illusions on their kid's meal bag. One face or two???
  7. Reading some reax to the Yanks WS win. Why do people from Pittsburgh and Kansas City hate capitalism/USA? Why do they want to tax success?
  8. @sajennings MAY THIS NEW GOLDEN ERA NEVER END!!
  9. U2 in Berlin to commemorate fall of the Wall. To prevent ppl w/o tix from seeing organizers are building a wall. #fail
  10. OK, baseball is done. Time for a big NaNoWriMo day. This is why the World Series is supposed to be played in OCTOBER.
  11. RT @Roland_Hedley NY Post Page 1: Pedro face on baby's body w/ "Spank him, Yanks!" head. Why Post national treasure, Times just newspaper.
  12. RT @questlove hov to me: http://i35.tinypic.com/29e6.. me (a collective of 6 of us) to hov http://i38.tinypic.com/kdsq.. this gonna get ugly
  13. I lied. Mariano. It was not close.
  14. Next kid: Mariano or Hideki? Toss up!
  15. Getting things done in my life would be easier if the Yankees win tonight. So root for it, ye unaffiliated.
  16. My email twice used in error for job apps. Got her login and PW. Do I log in to get contact info & let her know? Privacy outweigh good deed?
  17. @3ZKL TWO liters 7 minutes apart?
  18. Intended as a *positive* pitch! "The people buying The Snuggie are the same type of people buying DJ Hero" http://hub.tm/?MQGDj
  19. @jeremyallan That or pills. Whatevs.
  20. @jeremyallan I use Lou Reed's Metal Machine Music as a concentration aid.