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  1. Quick solution to the world's hunger problems: stop eating food, start eating shit.
  2. NOTHING WILL EVER BE FUNNY AGAIN
  3. AZIZ LIGHT
  4. Google's not-so-secret countdown: click "I'm Feeling Lucky" without entering a search term.
  5. LEAVE ULTRA MAGNUS ALONE
  6. In his little paper hat was a funny little cat; his name was Babu and he stole the baby's shoes.
  7. @MadelineSho: It's usually with the other syrups (molasses, maple, etc.) at my megamart.
  8. BOYZ II IRON MAN
  9. Being an out-of-the-closet grammar Nazi does not absolve one of the sins of having shitty punctuation skills.
  10. SPEAKING OF WHICH
  11. YOU'RE NEVER GOING HOME AGAIN
  12. ENTER PORTAL TO ACTIVATE HAMMERTIME
  13. BLOGGER CHOKES TO DEATH ON OWN SMUGNESS
  14. "I'm not hitting you, I'm high-fiving your face."
  15. ODD ALIEN SELECTS MEAL DEAL
  16. TRACTOR USED AS DRUMS
  17. YOU'VE BEEN VICKIROLLED
  18. Oh, the years have come, and the years have gone; but the oft-told tale is not true.
  19. THESE BOOTS ARE MADE FOR STALKING
  20. Try unplugging it and plugging it in again.