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  1. What happens in vegas... (BTW, that's the new ''when in rome...'')
  2. got too high...overdid it a little. Like..."no brain to the oxygen for a while" high. I have a headache now hahaha. Don't regret it.
  3. I wonder which average job gets the most tips...bartenders? Casino dealers?
  4. I'm a cocky son of a bitch for saying this but I would be one of the kick assiest girls to ever meet.
  5. Confession: I seriously considered buying my exboyfriend, if he was willing. I support him if he just marry/love/fuck/have kids with me.
  6. Confession: I'm leaving for *hint* a rioting middle eastern country *hint* in a little over a week and I'm scared.
  7. Confession: I dunno if i'm proud of myself or upset w/ my parents that it's been 3 years and they still have no idea I smoke weed actively.
  8. Confession: I am not as tight as I used to be. The queefing is so unpleasant.
  9. I'm seriously considering writing a letter to my exboyfriend for one last goddamn goodbye. I think about him too much.
  10. just hung up on exboyfriend after listening to his white noise air as i slept for the past 8 hours.
  11. God i'm such a fucking psycho. Please don't judge me, u guys. I'm stalking someone as we speak. Oh, God, i'm such a psycho. *tearing up*
  12. Since when did pomegranete become the cool hip flavor?
  13. Confession: i'm unhappy in my relationship
  14. WHY DO ASIANS WEAR THOSE GODDAMN DOCTORS MASKS!?!?
  15. Why did Harry Potter ONLY have shit go down around May? Did evil go on a school schedual too?
  16. This girl in my class wears CK boxer briefs but i don't think she wears them as underwear, i think it's for style which creeps me out.
  17. Eyebrows can make or break a person's face. What ever happened to the beautiful natural cleaned up brows?
  18. Your name is Mark Davidson. I had a class with you 7 years ago. You're sitting behind me. I remember you. I thought you looked like a God.
  19. Confession: i've hated so much lately. I mean, angry angry hate.
  20. i remembered a year ago when i considered any annoyance to be a deal breaker with men...now i'm letting so much go, a tumor is producing.