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Pro Tip: operating power garden tools while intoxicated is probably a bad call. (not me)
about 4 hours ago
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@ Correction: it LOOKED marvelous. Right before it went in my belly.
about 8 hours ago
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Also, autocorrect apparently accepts “foodbaby”. Awesome.
about 23 hours ago
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I must now retire to the boudoir and soothe my foodbaby.
about 23 hours ago
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I like steak!
about 23 hours ago
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“You trynna be the king, but the ace is back.”
about 23 hours ago
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It is another food tweet, but I am proud of the meal I just prepared!
about 23 hours ago
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I’m about to grill some steaks that have been bathing in a mix of soy sauce, teriyaki sauce, and Rickards Red for the last 2 hours.
about 24 hours ago
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@ Anyway, house is still standing and no one is pregnant. SUCCESS!
6:34 PM Jun 2nd
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@ M said to R: “You’re the one who stole my woman!” BWAHHHHH!
6:33 PM Jun 2nd
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@ I did the drop in. H was like “WTF? You’re checking up on us?” but M was happy to see me.
6:32 PM Jun 2nd
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@ I hope for your sake they’re behaving but I have to admit I’ll be a bit disappointed in them if they are ;)
2:24 PM Jun 2nd
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@ Imma hafta Google this. Also, I’ll be making an unannounced visit to Chez Kikki this evening to make sure H&M are behaving.
2:19 PM Jun 2nd
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@ Yeah, @ showed up and @ was there randomly too! You missed out! Next time.
8:24 AM Jun 2nd
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Woo, Brewster’s last night was epic. So epic I had to crash at 10:30. Ping!
7:34 AM Jun 2nd
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Fishnets are the thing. Seen 3 pairs so far tonight.
5:44 PM Jun 1st
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@ Full frontal!
5:38 PM Jun 1st
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in reply to Pokerclack
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Yay, impromptu @.
5:31 PM Jun 1st
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“I’m always the bitch. All the damn time. I’m tired of always being the bitch.” —@
5:24 PM Jun 1st
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@ Real time.
5:04 PM Jun 1st
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- Name Kasia Gawlak
- Location Edmonton, AB
- Web http://www.confes...
- Bio Web dev, poetry, poker, parties, feminism, fandom, f-bombs, grammar patrol, lyrics & black eyeliner. More: @code_word & @yegwords. I'm a geek bitch, baby!
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