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confedofadunce

President Obama - Our first Black Gay Jewish President? bit.ly/Juks1d 10:30 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
. @NOPeteHere I was just telling @CCCPAssassin that I heard a track on Pandora with Satch, Vai, and Yngwie. Great googly moogly. 9:39 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
@CCCPAssassin You have just lost the argument. You threw out the first "if only". Trying to make excuses for NJ already, huh? @NOPeteHere 9:38 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to CCCPAssassin
@CCCPAssassin Yngwie does it right. He says he's badass, plays like a badass, then tells you that he told you he was a badass. Thumbs up! 9:37 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to CCCPAssassin
@CCCPAssassin I think even @NOPeteHere would get his groove on for G3. 9:33 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
Kings all the way, brutha! RT @CCCPAssassin: LET'S GO DEVILS, LET'S GO!!! 9:31 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
@CCCPAssassin That's the one. I just heard a track off of Pandora with Satch, Vai, and Yngwie. Good God! 9:30 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to CCCPAssassin
@CCCPAssassin Snakes and Arrows buddy - still a fan of TMMB...and why didn't you tell me about G3 earlier? Good God! 9:23 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to CCCPAssassin
@CCCPAssassin Queer as a steer, buddy - you? 9:19 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to CCCPAssassin
I'm so proud! Not many liberals follow me, but one of the few that do finally blocked me today! *sniff* 8:52 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
@CCCPAssassin YOU AINT NO GOOD 8:51 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to CCCPAssassin
See? This is what you get when you use facts when debating liberals...RT @snark101: @confedofadunce And I counter with a block. So long. 7:59 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
@snark101 I counter with physical assault of a female, eating a dog, and spending HS blazed and confused. We could do this all day. 7:57 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to snark101
@snark101 Or calling the Nazi Concentration Camps located in Poland the "Polish Death Camps"? At least Romney himself didn't misspell it. 7:52 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to snark101
@snark101 Is misspelling "America" by Romney really more embarrassing than Obama saying he's visited 57 States? 7:51 AM May 30th via TweetDeck in reply to snark101
I submit 57 states and Polish Death Camps RT @snark101: Yes, Republicans this is your candidate #Embarrassing huff.to/JN1rx7 7:46 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
One less vote for Obama! fxn.ws/LT1yoz 5:33 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
There is justice in the world! Serena Williams is out of the French Open in the 1st round. Listen! The birds are singing! What a day! 3:55 AM May 30th via TweetDeck
@CCCPAssassin I KNOW THAT! GET OFF MY ASS ABOUT IT! 9:50 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to CCCPAssassin
@HayleyKiyoko Glad to see you enjoy Nippon - spent 10 years there and was the best time of my life. Enjoy EVERYTHING! Try some okonomiyaki 5:29 AM May 22nd via TweetDeck in reply to HayleyKiyoko