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  1. From now on ridiculous is redonkulous. about 12 hours ago from web
  2. I just learned that smoothies are not a lotion! 10:39 AM Nov 24th from web
  3. So far I have smoothie in my hair, on my shirt, the rug and keyboard. Must be a great smoothie. 8:50 AM Nov 24th from web
  4. In the middle of an argument say something like,"I accept your apology",even if the person didn't apologize. It will enrage or make u laff. 1:01 PM Nov 20th from web
  5. @huffingtonpost It's not possible. 9:19 AM Nov 20th from web in reply to huffingtonpost
  6. Enter the Quirks & Quarks Question Challenge right here http://www.celebrateresearc... 11:58 AM Nov 19th from web
  7. The brutal love song on the radio was killing me until I realized how happy I am putting an abrupt end to the potential sob fest. 11:59 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. My mother, "I',m old and your brother isn't that's why you should should spend New year's with me.I could be dead next year. " 11:12 AM Nov 16th from web
  9. Last night I may have broken a record for eating a large plate of fries (with mayo and heavily salted) in record time. I have no regrets. 3:59 PM Nov 13th from web
  10. His bottle of milk, not tequila. That came later. 2:20 PM Nov 10th from web
  11. He wasn't much interested until he decided he was, then he walked across the room, grabbed his bottle and walked back, chuckled and sat down 10:21 AM Nov 10th from web
  12. Ryanne tells me she thrives on taunting bulls. Any other matadors out there I didn't know about? 3:07 PM Nov 9th from web
  13. Tired from playing and losing at poker. 4:58 PM Nov 8th from web
  14. Discovered how much Google knows about me through the dashboard. Yikes. 1:35 PM Nov 6th from web
  15. @ErnieAtLYD You're a smart funny guy so maybe you're just being hard on yourself:) 9:22 AM Nov 6th from web in reply to ErnieAtLYD
  16. Indonesian coconut chili eggs http://bit.ly/3oPTO1 5:17 PM Nov 4th from web
  17. Next time back up ball due to fast moving river and very slow moving dog. 3:10 PM Nov 4th from web
  18. Dexter or finish my book? 3:00 PM Nov 3rd from web
  19. @Arsenalpulp So cool. Do you dance and talk? 9:33 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to Arsenalpulp
  20. I'm sure I heard the coyotes eating the neighbours cat last night. 9:32 AM Nov 3rd from web