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  1. I wrote a full review of New Moon on the site. It is being touted as my BEST ONE EVER. Judge for yourself. http://tinyurl.com/ygvnjs6 12:11 PM Nov 25th from web
  2. In Bruges: Colin Farrell, Brendan Gleeson sightsee until Ralph Fiennes ruins their trip by asking one to kill t'other. A non-Dinklage dwarf. 12:10 PM Nov 25th from web
  3. New posts at http://www.ultracondensedmo... including Serenity and a couple Gerard Butler joints. 10:19 AM Oct 23rd from web
  4. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Tim from The Office is charming/ befuddled while alien Mos Def clowns. Probability drive. IN SPACE. 6:25 AM Jul 31st from web
  5. @kimthedork: Thanks for the shoutout (and for leading me to @raychraych)! 6:23 AM Jul 31st from web
  6. New over-140 condensed versions at http://www.ultracondensedmo... 12:10 PM Jun 2nd from web
  7. A Prairie Home Companion: Streep & Tomlin harmonize with MN accents, Guy Noir investigates, Keillor orates in a smooth radio voice. 8:05 PM Apr 13th from Tweetie
  8. Robin Hood: Men in Tights: Farm Boy Westley and Dave Chappelle steal from the Rich(ard Lewis) and give to the poor...hilariously. & in song. 6:11 AM Mar 30th from web
  9. Blazing Saddles: A black sheriff?!?! You got it. Plus, Madeline Kahn has a speech impediment. Also, a lot of comic racism. The best kind. 7:35 PM Mar 24th from web
  10. Drive Thru: Goth Blair Waldorf and Stoner Dan Humphrey fight evil fast food mascot named Horny the clown; Blair's mom, Jan Levinson, assists 4:55 AM Mar 16th from web
  11. Die Hard: Bruce Willis fights German terrorists in LA even though he's from NYC...which makes him WAY AWESOME. Then, stuff explodes. 5:26 AM Mar 11th from web
  12. Hamlet 2: Steve Coogan mugs-in a good way-his way through high school theater, with racial understanding, dancing and Sexy Jesus at the end. 10:59 AM Mar 5th from web
  13. Who Framed Roger Rabbit: Toons and Bob Hoskins collide; Kathleen Turner voices a scary-sexy "just drawn that way" redhead with a killer rack 7:27 PM Mar 2nd from web
  14. New post on the real blog: http://www.ultracondensedmo... 8:33 AM Mar 2nd from web
  15. Old School: Vince Vaughn and ragtag team of old guys start frat. Ferrell streaks. Fuckin every now and then I fall apart. YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE 7:06 PM Mar 1st from web
  16. Dodgeball: Vince Vaughn and a ragtag team of misfits challenge scary-fit Ben Stiller in Dodgeball tourney. Shenanigans ensue, underdog wins. 12:53 PM Mar 1st from web
  17. Clueless: Cher and Dionne are like "OMG that new girl is seriously tragic" and give her a makeover, and then Paul Rudd is very attractive. 7:03 AM Feb 25th from web
  18. Mean Girls: LiLo is all "I'm from Africa, I don't get cliques," and Rachel McAdams is all nice/mean/nice. Tina Fey wrote it, so it's good. 9:15 AM Feb 24th from web
  19. He's Just Not That Into You: an old-school, >140 character post now on the blog: http://twurl.nl/8qn4ni 8:33 AM Feb 23rd from web
  20. Steel Magnolias: Parton, MacLaine and Dukakis provide hilarious old-lady bon mots. Then Julia Roberts dies. Blush & bashful. Armadillo cake. 7:55 AM Feb 23rd from web