ConansFreckles
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It's HARD out here for a pimple, I tell ya. @
2:26 PM Feb 27th
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Hmm. 2 instant unfollows at 1st twt in year-&-a-half. To clarify: 'orange-y skin' refers to @. Her NIPPLE. *sigh* @
2:22 PM Feb 27th
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Pffft. @ & @ may be the current rage, but WE were first with white AND orangey skin fantabulousness.
1:50 PM Feb 27th
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@ That's OK, bro, you know we got your back.
7:43 PM Nov 3rd, 2010
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@ Damn. With that sort of runny wit, you're lucky there aren't too many poachers who go after squirrels. You shell surely pay.
12:55 PM Aug 19th, 2010
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@ Favorite John Coltrane pieces for tenor vuvuzela: A Buzz Supreme, My Favorite Horribly Obnoxious Things, Earworm @
2:59 AM Jun 25th, 2010
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@ Wait, so you're aiming for a band that oughta REALLY be legally prohibited?
Although,JohnColtrane DID swing on tenor vuvuzela.
2:40 AM Jun 25th, 2010
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@ They say the pen is mightier than the sword. Especially in 12-point font surrounded by ads for Mountain Dew & condoms.
11:57 AM Jun 23rd, 2010
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@ Einstein posited inverse ratio betwn experienced time & guest's charisma. Joaquin Phoenix opened a quantum wormhole on Lttrman.
8:03 PM Jun 22nd, 2010
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@ Sorry, still a bit hazy, didn't quite catch that. Somethin about Queen Amygdala smoking a rusty cigarette? We need more coffee.
1:10 PM Jun 21st, 2010
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@ Sorry for 3-day absence. Sun. was coincidentally also "Freckles Day", & we were all quite shagged out after a prolonged party.
12:57 PM Jun 21st, 2010
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@ The pelicans are a new fad. Milo Minderbinder survived WWII/ Catch 22 & went on to work for BP, selling us a 'bill' of goods.
12:45 PM Jun 21st, 2010
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@ Why, Conan! We nev-- ohh! We read that as "DeNUDE-O-Vision"! Haha! We get that channel, y'know. On OUR Delude-O-Vision channel.
4:07 PM Jun 18th, 2010
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live tour behind him / stalwart Conan rests, sets jaw / whispers: "November!"
2:42 PM Jun 18th, 2010
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@ We're so sorry. Now Boston's issuing a Mope Alert, LA's gone to DEFCAR2 & we're tryin to find good Hallmark card for you. Hard.
1:15 AM Jun 18th, 2010
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@ And,though hard to discern in the glaring sun toward which your eyes squint in a steely gaze,we Freckles are shaping Old Glory.
1:59 PM Jun 16th, 2010
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@ You know, we think your wife could forgive all the screaming if you would just change out of that damn purple suit.
11:34 AM Jun 16th, 2010
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@ You Coco'd, you saw,you conquered, you danced a string dance, sang a song, we loved. NB: For prison gigs, lose the purple suit.
2:24 AM Jun 15th, 2010
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@ We'll do better than that -- we'll point AND laugh! Hey, we're freckles. We can multitask.
8:23 PM Jun 13th, 2010
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@ We think it's good for yr image. The dermatitis AND the henna. Being the 'whitest man in television' is fresh for only so long.
12:10 AM Jun 13th, 2010
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- Name Conan's Freckles
- Location All over his magnificent body
- Bio I am legion. I contain multitudes. And melanin. And, mostly, the wisdom of the ages. Conan IS the Chosen One. Bless you, my Children. Children of Conan. SPF.
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