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I told all these boys in my yard I haven't lactated in years but there out there. But haha, they're stepping in massive amounts of dog shit. about 8 hours ago from twidroid
Raise your hand if your avatar is not you. Oh my god the earth just fell off it's axis! Put them down! about 8 hours ago from web
@PolarBear_ three rights only make a wrong if you're in an orgy. about 8 hours ago from web in reply to PolarBear_
Remember if you can't take a left, take three rights. about 8 hours ago from web
@Xytrex you mean Phish right? Burn it and use the flame too warm up your Cherry Garcia about 9 hours ago from web in reply to Xytrex
@mikey_moon life could hand you a shotgun then you could shoot the lemons. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to mikey_moon
@RyanJJohn I gave them beer. I needed someone to play asshole with. about 9 hours ago from web in reply to RyanJJohn
It's not considered drinking alone if the dogs are home right? about 9 hours ago from web
@TaylorLV oooooh yeah! about 9 hours ago from web in reply to TaylorLV
he'd marter his mama to ride to hell between those thighs ♫ http://blip.fm/~hd5m2 about 10 hours ago from Blip.fm
I'm gonna give me heart away leave it to the other girls to play ♫ http://blip.fm/~hd5em about 10 hours ago from Blip.fm
RT @robhuebel The quickest way to get a creepy person to stop talking to you is to cut their tongue out. about 11 hours ago from web
I want to be @robhuebel 's black Kate Moss tonight. Hurry up someone make me black and a cokehead. about 11 hours ago from web
@Beef_Tongue You could be a little nicer. Tell them they should flush the bowl first. about 12 hours ago from web in reply to Beef_Tongue
Haha, I think I lose a follower for every Blip I post. Haters on my mad music knowledge. I could even school the teacher. about 12 hours ago from web
9 y/o asked if I was going to wash the zit cream off my face before I drop her off at a friends house. HELL NO I'M NOT! about 14 hours ago from web
The Faint-Desperate Guys......... ♫ http://blip.fm/~hcstl about 14 hours ago from Blip.fm
@KelGre @SNfloggile have great taste in Jews! about 15 hours ago from web
@c_peterson I want to Blip it but I don't want all of to post. I'll start to annoy people with all the posts about 15 hours ago from web in reply to c_peterson
Sorry I'm Bliping a lot. I'm trying to figure out how to not get it to post on here. about 15 hours ago from web

Name Meg Abbitch
Location in the bathtub, Floriduh
Web http://favstar.fm...
Bio I was born with a tail! If I had been born in India, I would have been worshiped, instead of having it cut off and scorned as a genetic freak