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ConanOBrien

  1. Facebook is trying to trademark the word "Face". I am going to trademark the word "aceboo", and then wait for the dollars to roll in. less than 20 seconds ago via web
  2. Now that you know the name of my new show, I'd like you to please welcome our very first sponsor: Utz Pub Mix http://bit.ly/aBtszp about 23 hours ago via web
  3. I announced the name of my show today right here: http://bit.ly/cc3jhU (Spoiler alert: The words "Tonight" and "Show" aren't in it.) 12:22 PM Sep 1st via web
  4. I was going to announce the name of my new show today, but my lawyers tell me "The Return of Nanny McPhee" is taken. Tune in tomorrow. 3:45 PM Aug 31st via web
  5. A huge victory for me at last night's Emmys. That's right, my wife let me have the aisle seat. 6:00 PM Aug 30th via web
  6. Hey gang! I'm off to The Emmys on NBC! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7:01 PM Aug 29th via web
  7. I may be jumping into this whole Muslim controversy a little late, but really? He's going to call himself Kareem Abdul Jabbar? 2:49 PM Aug 28th via web
  8. When Churchill said "Difficulties mastered are opportunities won", I don't think he had ever tried to "sext" on an iPhone. 3:14 PM Aug 27th via web
  9. Someone just explained to me that I don't get paid for tweeting. I'm going to miss you guys. 5:19 PM Aug 26th via web
  10. LeVar Burton wants to start a Twitter war with me. I don't have time to feud with anyone who appeared in the Cameo "Word Up" video. 1:37 PM Aug 25th via web
  11. Lady Gaga just passed Britney Spears as the person with the most Twitter followers. In a related story, I'm closing in on LeVar Burton! 1:38 PM Aug 24th via web
  12. Stallone is still on top! Our reward: more Planet Hollywoods. 5:49 PM Aug 23rd via web
  13. In a recent interview, Kim Kardashian says her "entire body is hairless". Sounds like she went into a salon and asked for "The O'Brien". 2:14 PM Aug 22nd via web
  14. My writers are nominated tonight at the Creative Arts Emmys. Win or lose, it's an honor just knowing none of them will get laid. 4:34 PM Aug 21st via web
  15. I came into my office today and Andy had hung this over my desk. He apparently has a lot of them. http://twitpic.com/2giosz 2:02 PM Aug 20th via Twitpic
  16. The FDA egg recall has hit a total of 380 million eggs. I can’t wait till they find the tired, evil hen that did this. 4:40 PM Aug 19th via web
  17. The NASA robot doing chores on the space station has its own Twitter account. I'm glad to see NASA is still shooting for the stars. 5:13 PM Aug 18th via web
  18. Today’s NY Post says I was spotted in NYC dining with Maury Povich and Connie Chung. Whoever’s impersonating me—aim higher. 4:21 PM Aug 17th via web
  19. Stallone's movie "The Expendables" is #1. Look for the movie coming out about my exploits in high school: "The Let'sBeFriendables". 1:41 PM Aug 16th via web
  20. On JetBlue and the flight attendant just offered us "all the f***ing Terra Blue chips you a**holes can eat." Love this airline! 1:42 PM Aug 15th via web
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