conan_o_brien
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Whenever I see a plunger in a bathroom, I have an overwhelming desire not to sit on it.
about 2 hours ago
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RT Reading a psych book-I undrstd the diff btwn the sexes: men hve penises; women hve scary martian mind control devices. via @
about 4 hours ago
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Public service announcement: Don't hike, bike or fly near Iran.
about 13 hours ago
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That's why I always rent clubs.
11:19 AM Nov 28th
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I'm straight. I'm great. Deal with it.
2:05 PM Nov 24th
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Heroin Addicts Pressure President To Stay Course In Afghanistan (via @)
1:52 PM Nov 19th
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Parenting Tip: The new Twilight movie provides an excellent two-hour window for reading your daughter's journal. (via @)
7:41 PM Nov 17th
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RT Kaiser Chiefs 'Due to lack of interest, tomorrow is cancelled. Let the clocks be reset and the pendulums held.'
5:58 AM Nov 17th
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PETA may go for Mink WITH Ink. Tattoo a mink, but don't kill it, sedate & stylishly wear around your neck for the evening via @
3:34 AM Nov 17th
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One man's trash, is another man's trashy girlfriend.
11:00 AM Nov 15th
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She's not at work, she's not at school,
She's not in bed, I think I finally broke her.
6:51 PM Nov 14th
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Wish there was a way to un-read a tweet. (via @)
1:17 PM Nov 14th
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I walked under a ladder, snorting salt off a mirror, before throwing it at a black cat.
7:12 AM Nov 13th
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Not to brag, but I was admiring my chopsticks work. I could be the Eric Clapton of sushi.
9:59 AM Nov 12th
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Tonight on CNN: Lou Dobbs out, @ in!
7:24 AM Nov 12th
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I'm not resisting Mike Tyson's citizen's arrest.
8:12 PM Nov 11th
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I like Mexicans, and I like game shows, but I really like Mexican game shows!
5:59 AM Nov 10th
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I like your Yankee cap. Very original!
10:15 AM Nov 9th
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My little Yin & Yang: Take the stairs to your smoke break.
9:21 AM Nov 9th
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The daft punk is playing in my house, my house.
5:53 AM Nov 8th
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- Name Not Conan O'Brien
- Location Los Studios Universal
- Bio Also a red-headed joke stealer...and supporter and non-friend of the real one.
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