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  1. And perfect wish. Wish that not exist. No limits, no borders. Perfectly compressed!
  2. The tought that never was
  3. compressing? where is the limit? there is no container defined!
  4. Some philosophy students got an exam asking: "What is Courage?" The clear winner answered: "This is".
  5. sheepiest way of hamlet: baa or not to baa?!
  6. Nap polish, a faster and compressed version of the more famous beauty sleep.
  7. Today we are celebrating 20 years since the end of communism. They had a 2000 year plan, it lasted for 50. Perfectly compressed for Twitter.
  8. Twitter sized millitary strategy: The quickest way to end a war is to lose it.
  9. Great Twitter sized CV: Steve Jobs, 1976 founded Apple.1986 founded Next software. 1986 bought Pixar studios.1997 went back to Apple.
  10. Spolehlivé vysvětlení a dostatečné motto. "Život je život!"
  11. The worlds shortest recorded ode to a goldfish: Oo wet pet.
  12. We can reveal the shortest biography this christmas: A Journey through the Mind of George W Bush.
  13. Worlds shortest travelguide: DETROIT
  14. Worlds shortest book, made in Twitter format: MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O J Simpson
  15. Compressed story containing Religion, Sex and mystery: "Good god, i'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?"
  16. Short explanations that ends the discussion: Where is my father? He went out for milk and never came back.
  17. Compressator on easy money: William "Bud" Post won $16.2 million in the Pennsylvania lottery in 1988 but now lives on his Social Security.
  18. Famous last words: No, you hold the bomb.
  19. Book review: TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! … nobody there …
  20. Story of Brazil: 1500 colonised by Portuguese. 1822 independent. 1958 Pele scores 2 goals and win world cup.2008 public debt $103.2 billion.