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companypants

@AliRoHo Weirdest rap battle ever. 10:18 PM Jun 1st via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to AliRoHo
@dancehallhips I think it's ok to do whatever makes you happy. 6:59 PM May 31st via web in reply to dancehallhips
The answer to all of your prayers is finally here. Find it inside of Company Pants Mix #30. tmblr.co/ZXJIRyMWVwDN 6:35 PM May 31st via Tumblr
@JesseThorn @hodgman “Mastication Mediation” 11:21 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JesseThorn
@Healingprimrose Was it better than the one you went with? Because that one was *golden*. 8:17 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Healingprimrose
A feed consisting of the dozens of tweets I hold back from sending out into the world each day would be astronomically more interesting. 8:12 PM May 29th via Osfoora for Mac
Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! It's Company Pants Mixlet #4, folks. tmblr.co/ZXJIRyMOJmWU 5:23 PM May 29th via Tumblr
Song To Get You Through The Goddamn Day #136: @foxygentheband's "Make It Known" tmblr.co/ZXJIRyM0ugIs 4:38 PM May 23rd via Tumblr
Chronological list of smells emanating from my neighbor's apartment in the past 24 hours: Weed. Chicken soup. VapoRub. 12:30 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
Damn, Sam, the Company Pants Mixlet #3 shore is lookin' fine! tmblr.co/ZXJIRyLz6OrL 4:40 PM May 22nd via Tumblr
@woolenwormnose Foetus. 11:57 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to woolenwormnose
See an absolutely wonderful re-illustration of John Agee's "The Retired Kid" by @allisonkerek. tmblr.co/ZXJIRyLnO2ti 3:56 PM May 19th via Tumblr
Show your support for #teamgruber, #teambenjamin and @Mike_FTW by getting over yourselves and worrying about conflicts that actually exist. 1:13 PM May 19th via Osfoora for Mac
Please take a good, long look at @robbieaug's video for a song from his Ozarks project, "Pyramids Of Love". tmblr.co/ZXJIRyLmnauG 12:53 PM May 19th via Tumblr
Song To Get You Through The Goddamn Day #135: @johnmaus' "Mental Breakdown" tmblr.co/ZXJIRyLma6I- 11:49 AM May 19th via Tumblr
Song To Get You Through The Goddamn Day #134: @serengetidave's "Amnesia" tmblr.co/ZXJIRyLgcDmf 6:08 PM May 17th via Tumblr
It's been a minute since I've enjoyed people using the phrase "it's been a minute since…" 12:58 PM May 17th via Osfoora for Mac
Holy smokes, folks! It's Company Pants Mixlet #2. tmblr.co/ZXJIRyLYYJRk 3:46 PM May 15th via Tumblr
Song To Get You Through The Goddamn Day #133: The Tallest Man On Earth's "1904" tmblr.co/ZXJIRyLW-mee 6:31 AM May 15th via Tumblr
@AliRoHo You and your perverted slang. 8:52 PM May 14th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to AliRoHo