communicatrix
- @pamslim No, silly. The blanket response with 4YOs is "In my butt!" Try it; it's won me legions of fans.11:10 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to pamslim
- @AmberStrocel More important than separate bathrooms: separate peanut butter.6:02 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to AmberStrocel
- @DyanaValentine Thank you! But really, I felt like Ilise was @GladysKnight and we were the @Pips.6:01 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to DyanaValentine
- @mike92x You have far bigger mental fish to fry than the slovenly habits of your first cousin. Like...what are we going to do for our bday?!5:58 PM Jul 3rd from web in reply to mike92x
- If my hypothetical roommate had seen what I just did with the peanut butter and raisins, I'd be looking for a new hypothetical roommate.3:47 PM Jul 3rd from web
- @eve11 My own crossing involved 2 years of crying, brief break, summer of crying, major illness & 5 months of recovery. Hang in there! :-)11:27 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to eve11
- Fart around on blip.fm too long and you'll end up with kitsch all over you. ♫ http://blip.fm/~9a1dm3:32 PM Jul 2nd from Blip.fm
- When I am queen, no one will be allowed to use "put me on a shelf" in a lyric unless he is writing a children's song about a talking book.3:20 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @jonathanfields Oy. God help me if I ever have to walk with you AND @mark_hayward!2:33 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to jonathanfields
- @josh_ross I humbly thank you, sir, but my copywriting services are no longer for hire. I can steer @ThinkDesign to good ones that are.10:19 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to josh_ross
- @SeoulBrother Dammit, man—that last tweet almost made me crack my mud masque!7:01 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to SeoulBrother
- My life has been kind of like a Lucy episode today. Unfortunately, a "Here's Lucy!" episode.7:00 PM Jun 29th from web
- @claireofttat Or I need to get my ass over there more often.6:24 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to claireofttat
- @qachat You're right. But they've got to sleep sometime...12:18 PM Jun 29th from web
- I'll see your "avuncular" and raise you a "fusty": http://bit.ly/9PsaQ12:07 PM Jun 29th from web
- All I have to say is http://billyfaier.com (and "thanks, @robot_operator!)10:22 AM Jun 29th from web
- Was I asleep when everyone took a vote to make "avuncular" the new 25¢ word? Did you guys stick my hand in warm water, too?8:35 AM Jun 29th from web
- My heart may just explode with joy. Or pizza. Or both.8:12 PM Jun 28th from web
- One more reason to love Leo Kottke: you can just batch-★★★★★ him in iTunes.7:08 PM Jun 28th from web
- @nicky187 As I'm older than both of them, I'm going with ME.10:03 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie in reply to nicky187
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- Name Colleen Wainwright
- Location Los Angeles, CA
- Web http://communicat...
- Bio Pushing the c*cksucking boulder up the motherf*cking hill.
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