commonwombat
- "If you strike me down, Darth, I'll probably collapse into a pile of dirty underwear." @firstdraftmoviesabout 15 hours ago from web
- "Of all the gin joints in all the world, this is one of them." #1stdraftmovielines6:05 PM Jul 9th from TwitterBerry
- @shmausen Ha! I'm both disgusted and strangely hungry!8:55 AM Jul 9th from web in reply to shmausen
- @MsInformation Only pointing this out because I look up to you: You apostrophized a plural there. Everyone's doing it! Fight the urge!8:55 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to MsInformation
- @siana506 he may not be ready for that place yet! BTW- Passed you on the road as we were heading to the airport!8:15 AM Jul 3rd from TwitterBerry
- Heading to Florida so my dad can bond with Henry while Sal and I melt from the insane heat.5:31 AM Jul 3rd from web
- @MsInformation Every time you say "vacation with the clan," I imagine you're vacationing with the Klan.8:10 AM Jul 1st from web in reply to MsInformation
- My cat is an ASSHOLE.8:38 PM Jun 29th from web
- @MsInformation Only funny when you're not carrying your iPhone, or laptop, or iPod... Or, I suppose, edible underwear.6:22 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to MsInformation
- Hoping the tombstone will read "HERE LIES BILLY MAYS FOR OXY CLEAN!!!!!!!"2:08 PM Jun 28th from web
- RT @jimgaffigan - The nastiest part of fish is the entire part10:55 PM Jun 26th from web
- Everybody feel free to continue the MJ worship one more day, but on Saturday he goes back to being a creepy frankenstein child-fetishist.11:04 AM Jun 26th from web
- I haven't tweeted in a while. So... Um... Here it is. Tweet.5:18 PM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
- @baltimoresun strange phrasing: sorry for being unfaithful or for doing it with an Argentinian?12:51 PM Jun 24th from TwitterBerry
- I was just attacked by a millipede the size of my arm. I had to fight it off with a desk lamp. This story is at least 3% accurate12:10 AM Jun 21st from web
- @MsInformation I had an idiot friend who insisted that they were singing "I see bitches of evil" at the end, and now that's all I hear.9:38 PM Jun 20th from web in reply to MsInformation
- If an Oreo and a Nutter Butter touch, the universe implodes into a black hole. OF DELICIOUSNESS.8:10 PM Jun 19th from web
- Turn your icon purple to protest pointless and easy shows of "support!" One day Twitter will just have a button marked "I give a shit."12:29 PM Jun 19th from web
- @Sound_Guy Ask him if his wiener has a first name!1:24 PM Jun 18th from web in reply to Sound_Guy
- I'll whore myself tomorrow. I'm a procrastitute.3:21 PM Jun 16th from web
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- Name John Baker
- Location Canton, Baltimore, MD
- Web http://www.myspac...
- Bio Freelance Illustrator / Web designer in Baltimore. Sometimes smelly.
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