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What is it about Internet comment boards that spins a proclivity to call a stranger a "fag?"5:41 PM Nov 3rdfrom Birdhouse
The most famous people are the ones who shove themselves down our throats.2:31 PM Nov 1stfrom Birdhouse
There's a guy behind me with a raspy, commanding voice. Just want to walk up to him and yell "you were supposed to be a blues musician!"2:45 PM Oct 20thfrom Birdhouse
Boobs are actually a mind control device used to make men watch Drew Barrymore movies.7:37 PM Oct 17thfrom Birdhouse
I'm just thinking out loud here, but maybe we could engage in sexual intercourse later.6:29 PM Oct 16thfrom Birdhouse
"I'm just thinking out loud" is a convenient way to blurt a noncommittal proposition.6:28 PM Oct 16thfrom Birdhouse
Thought I saw George Lucas at a Sbarro. Then realized that there's at least 1 guy that looks like George Lucas at every Sbarro.1:31 PM Oct 12thfrom Birdhouse
Punk was always about pissing off your parents. Now, the best way to achieve that goal is to act like a homosexual. Thus, emo was born.6:36 PM Oct 11thfrom Tweetie
Too many people use Twitter as a means for being overly vague and existential.5:28 PM Oct 9thfrom Birdhouse
He once broke up with a girl because her vagina looked like a sabertooth tiger. Good reason?10:13 PM Oct 6thfrom Birdhouse