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  1. What is it about Internet comment boards that spins a proclivity to call a stranger a "fag?"5:41 PM Nov 3rd from Birdhouse
  2. The most famous people are the ones who shove themselves down our throats.2:31 PM Nov 1st from Birdhouse
  3. RT @tiffamander: Stop making that duckface, you stupid fucking skanks. http://antiduckface.com/ (via @demonbaby)12:04 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  4. It's mostly what it sounds like: http://regretsy.com1:09 PM Oct 21st from Birdhouse
  5. There's a guy behind me with a raspy, commanding voice. Just want to walk up to him and yell "you were supposed to be a blues musician!"2:45 PM Oct 20th from Birdhouse
  6. Boobs are actually a mind control device used to make men watch Drew Barrymore movies.7:37 PM Oct 17th from Birdhouse
  7. I'm just thinking out loud here, but maybe we could engage in sexual intercourse later.6:29 PM Oct 16th from Birdhouse
  8. "I'm just thinking out loud" is a convenient way to blurt a noncommittal proposition.6:28 PM Oct 16th from Birdhouse
  9. It's exactly what it sounds like: http://catsthatlooklikehitl...8:47 AM Oct 13th from Birdhouse
  10. Thought I saw George Lucas at a Sbarro. Then realized that there's at least 1 guy that looks like George Lucas at every Sbarro.1:31 PM Oct 12th from Birdhouse
  11. Punk was always about pissing off your parents. Now, the best way to achieve that goal is to act like a homosexual. Thus, emo was born.6:36 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
  12. Too many people use Twitter as a means for being overly vague and existential.5:28 PM Oct 9th from Birdhouse
  13. He once broke up with a girl because her vagina looked like a sabertooth tiger. Good reason?10:13 PM Oct 6th from Birdhouse
  14. RT @MJ_Day: What we like to call "kissing cleavage" at SI swim...oh and a really really hot Esti Ginzburg! http://pic.gd/82f5c912:31 AM Oct 6th from Tweetie
  15. Every restaurant should have mac & cheese with chopped hotdog on the menu.1:48 PM Oct 4th from Tweetie
  16. Some argue anonymity online is nefarious. Without it, we'd miss out on the most shamefully funny potty jokes.12:52 PM Oct 2nd from Birdhouse
  17. How else could something so beautiful exist! [PIC] bp4life71:... http://bit.ly/51C0E11:34 AM Oct 2nd from twitterfeed
  18. "You’ve slept with 2.8 million people." http://bit.ly/zzxZu8:40 AM Oct 2nd from twitterfeed
  19. So is Lady Gaga hot, or...?3:01 PM Oct 1st from Birdhouse
  20. Movement Map: 1hr in Front of the TV (Graphic) Some guy plots an... http://bit.ly/3u1JKZ12:37 PM Oct 1st from twitterfeed