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comicchrismonty

  1. Said adieu to love. Don't ever call again. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  2. New disease being spread by "Kissing-Bug!" Carry your fly swatter. about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  3. @IRLfan69 Oh baby! Paper-bag sippin' all around! about 2 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to IRLfan69
  4. Beautiful evening in the park. Jazz, cigar, even the bums smell like spring. about 2 hours ago via web
  5. The Looney Bin Comedy Club Staten Island, NY Sat. 6/02 9:00PM about 11 hours ago via web
  6. Bucket list item #1: Have a mad love affair with Jessica Pare. #madmen about 14 hours ago via web
  7. Girl on train sipping from a brown paper bag, the sprays on perfume...She's a lady! about 24 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  8. 7 train to da stadium...Go METS! 3:15 PM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  9. Arizona kid gets "Catastrophe" award from teacher for having most excuses for not doing homework. Now ask her for her papers... 7:09 AM May 30th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  10. on a hot day like today in NYC, beer-cicles! 3:18 PM May 29th via web
  11. Bucket list item #31: Have my name on the big screen at a sporting event...CHECK! 7:23 AM May 29th via web
  12. HOT MUGGY NYC. I saw a dog chasing a cat and they were both walking. 7:22 AM May 29th via web
  13. "You know you're not drunk whwn you can lay on the floor without holding on!" Joe E. Lewis 9:14 PM May 28th via web
  14. Suite, air-conditioned, booze, the only way to watch a baseball game! 12:36 PM May 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
  15. @MARAMAREK So is mine! 11:24 PM May 27th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to MARAMAREK
  16. Governors 2NITE Levittown NY. #oldschool showbiz! 8PM. govs.com 8:27 AM May 25th via web
  17. If the world is gonna end in Dec. I got lots to do...Bucket List Item #4: Have a martini at a cocktail party with Zoey Deschanel. 8:26 AM May 25th via web
  18. If the world is gonna end in Dec. I got lots to do...Bucket List Item #5: Spending spree at L&T in NYC while my driver waits for me. 7:22 AM May 24th via web
  19. @ComicAnthonyD whatever, I don't watch dat shooo! 7:48 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ComicAnthonyD
  20. @ComicAnthonyD Couldn't tell ya. Watching the late races and betting! 7:34 PM May 23rd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ComicAnthonyD