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  1. I've never tipped a cow. Then again, one has never served me food.10:00 AM Nov 7th from ComicTwit
  2. The only way I'm going to pass this test is if I eat it first. (Share womething funny at http://www.comictwit.com)1:00 PM Nov 6th from ComicTwit
  3. Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.10:00 AM Nov 6th from ComicTwit
  4. Two skunks walk into a church. The minister says, "Let us pray." The first skunk says to the second skunk, "You heard the man!"7:00 AM Nov 6th from ComicTwit
  5. Do the casjiers at the Dollar Store ever ask for a price check? (Add to the wit at http://www.comictwit.com)4:00 AM Nov 6th from ComicTwit
  6. A blonde texted a friend and asked,"What does 'idk' stand for?" The friend replied "I dont know." The blonded texted "OMG nobody does!"1:00 AM Nov 6th from ComicTwit
  7. Integrity is Everything. I'll sell you mine for fifty bucks. (Laugh it up wiht http://www.comictwit.com)10:00 PM Nov 5th from ComicTwit
  8. The economy is so bad that a picture is now only worth 200 words. (RT @dragonblogger)7:00 PM Nov 5th from ComicTwit
  9. Why did the melons have to get married in a church? Because they cantaloupe. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com)4:00 PM Nov 5th from ComicTwit
  10. Last night I got thrown out of a casino. Apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table. (RT @funnyoneliners)1:00 PM Nov 5th from ComicTwit
  11. What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?... Snowballs. (Thanks @hammer51012. Ad your wit at http://www.comictwit.com)10:00 AM Nov 5th from ComicTwit
  12. SPOILER ALERT: Main character in "Michael Jackson's: This Is It" dies at the end of the movie. (Thanks @wittylaugh)7:00 AM Nov 5th from ComicTwit
  13. Not everything that looks like poop tastes bad. For example, take oatmeal. It looks nothing like poop. (via @blobert)1:00 AM Nov 5th from ComicTwit
  14. What do you call the most senior bacterium in a hospital? Chief of Staph!7:00 PM Nov 4th from ComicTwit
  15. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. (DM your wit to @comictwit)4:00 PM Nov 4th from ComicTwit
  16. How many Teamsters does it take to change a light bulb? 48...you got a problem with that? (DM your wit to @comictwit.)1:00 PM Nov 4th from ComicTwit
  17. What is it called when a van of people are screaming in terror while driving through a tunnel? Carpool Tunnel syndrome.10:00 AM Nov 4th from ComicTwit
  18. Newspaper found shredded in living room. Terrierism suspected. (via @blobert- Share you wit at http://www.comictwit.com)7:00 AM Nov 4th from ComicTwit
  19. It's a lot harder to be evil if you don't have eyebrows. (Thanks @wittylaugh)4:00 AM Nov 4th from ComicTwit
  20. Two penguins are standing on the ice. One says, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo.". The other says," My God... a talking penguin!"1:00 AM Nov 4th from ComicTwit