ComicTwit
- A aide asks the politician: "What are we going to do about the abortion bill?" The politician's reply: "Shhhhh -- just pay it"10 minutes ago from ComicTwit
- The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.about 3 hours ago from ComicTwit
- Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. (Yuk it up at http://www.comictwit.com)about 6 hours ago from ComicTwit
- Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? Every time he gets turned on, the garage door goes up.about 15 hours ago from ComicTwit
- One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a
you gain five pounds.about 18 hours ago from ComicTwit
- What has 18 legs and catches flies? A baseball team. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com)about 21 hours ago from ComicTwit
- How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. What are you -- stupid?10:00 PM Jul 8th from ComicTwit
- Eastern time zone: Check your watch...12:34:56 7/8/9. Did you miss it? No worries, it will happen again...in the next century.9:36 PM Jul 8th from API
- When asked why they were being tested for HIV, the old couple said, "Well, we heard on TV that people should be tested after annual sex!"7:00 PM Jul 8th from ComicTwit
- What do you call a man that marries another man? A minister. (Share some wit at http://www.comictwit.com)4:00 PM Jul 8th from ComicTwit
- Cook in the diner flattens burgers under his armpits. Customer says to another isnt that unsanitary? You should see how he makes doughnuts1:00 PM Jul 8th from ComicTwit
- Pacific time zone: Check your watch...12:34:56 7/8/9. Did you miss it? No worries, it will happen again...in the next century.12:37 PM Jul 8th from API
- Mountain time zone: Check your watch...12:34:56 7/8/9. Did you miss it? No worries, it will happen again...in the next century.11:36 AM Jul 8th from API
- Central time zone: Check your watch...12:34:56 7/8/9. Did you miss it? No worries, it will happen again...in the next century.10:36 AM Jul 8th from API
- When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.10:00 AM Jul 8th from ComicTwit
- A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."10:00 PM Jul 7th from ComicTwit
- When your gecko is broken do you have reptile dysfunction? (Share your wit at http://www.comictwit.com)7:00 PM Jul 7th from ComicTwit
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.4:00 PM Jul 7th from ComicTwit
- The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.1:00 PM Jul 7th from ComicTwit
- How much will a pirate pay to get his ears pierced? A buck-an-ear. (Laugh it up at http://www.comictwit.com)10:00 AM Jul 7th from ComicTwit
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- Name ComicTwit
- Location Minneapolis
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- Bio Laugh it up in 140 characters...or less!
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