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ComedyTornado

  1. #UnusualNamesForWhiteGirls Shaniqua, Areola, Tamaya, LaKeesha or Vagasil.
  2. @beevenier How about cleaning your room...lol.
  3. #ListOfTurnOns Sexy eyes, face, legs, smile, lips, hair, chest, back, ass, feet..ok everything is a turnon to me...I'm so easy
  4. #OddPlacesToSeeAStripperPole The DMV, Ice Cream Parlor, ChuckieCheese, Emergency Room, Supermarket or Home Depot...er, ok maybe Home Depot!
  5. @TheHouseOfVon @Gangstakardashi What the hell is the matter with dry humping? It's always nice when another person is involved though.
  6. @TheHouseOfVon Plus popcorn gets stuck down your throat whereas.....er...nevermind. It's also less filling! Not the popcorn
  7. @TheHouseOfVon and tastes better too!!!
  8. #ThingsThatInspireMe 1. People doing nice things for other people. 2. Good News. 3. Music 4. Sunshine, Mountains & Palm Trees 5. My Parents
  9. @TheRealMarilu @comedytornado I guess they were afraid that I would use it for material or make jokes during the trial...LMAO!
  10. @TheRealMarilu For 3 days waited to be voidired. They finally asked me what I did & I told them that I'm a comedian. They said, DISMISSED!.
  11. A character I played. Watch to end youtube.com/watch?v=IqTSWc…
  12. @BrendaBoobies @msjennalove I think that's a very good idea...lol.
  13. @OnStageInFive @comedytornado Yes Nancy....Rascal's on the Shore. Just finished my set & John announced on the mic to get to the hospital.
  14. @TheHouseOfVon We all are that have kids...lol. Now you know what our parents went through in the past with us...lol.
  15. @TheHouseOfVon He's very wise...beyond his years...lol.
  16. @BrendaBoobies @msjennalove God I hope so...from your mouth to God's ears...lol.
  17. @TheRevBobLevy @comedytornado I look forward to it my friend. Kick ass and have fun dude. You know I always wish you the best!!
  18. #BestNightEver Two nights: when my 3 kids were born. wouldn't trade those feelings for anything in the world...or them for that matter.
  19. #IfIDieTomorrow I die a happy man because I've had a terrrific life with many fantastic memories with friends & family. I've been blessed!
  20. #AManWithoutHonor is not a man at all.