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  1. @abcnews Teen survives icy night with polar bears http://bit.ly/W0aau (They must have fed him Bundies to keep him warm!)about 6 hours ago from web
  2. RT @TheStore Awesome comic John Moloney on GNW http://bit.ly/3oa9HM http://bit.ly/2clmqbabout 7 hours ago from web
  3. • If a Rolling Stones record is gonna jump, of course it's during the chorus of 'Jumping Jack Flash' "JJF, it'sa… JJF, it's a… JJF, it's a…"2:27 AM Nov 8th from web
  4. @marcfennell @danilic (not that that's a bad thing) ;)4:21 AM Nov 7th from web
  5. @marcfennell @danilic backslapathon in progress…4:12 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to marcfennell
  6. @noblecuvee Merci4:11 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to noblecuvee
  7. just made a curry so scorchio! even Satan would think twice.2:17 AM Nov 7th from web
  8. • Beer for brekky. (It's okay, it was Coopers - the equivalent of a steak and egg in every glass!)2:32 PM Nov 6th from web
  9. @apurplepatch Or follow more closely…1:45 PM Nov 6th from web in reply to apurplepatch
  10. finally had the courage to listen to it back, and it sounds even better than it felt!2:06 AM Nov 6th from web
  11. is a bounder and a cad, keeping gentlemen's hours8:57 PM Nov 5th from web
  12. needs to put more work into it.5:32 AM Nov 5th from web
  13. "I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared/I'm scared, so scared/I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared..." - John Lennon, 'Scared'2:24 AM Nov 4th from web
  14. @superhotmel I heart his sisters.12:14 AM Nov 3rd from web in reply to superhotmel
  15. @fricketyfrack http://twitpic.com/o2msr - cheese, tomato and … jatz crackers?12:06 AM Nov 3rd from TwitPic
  16. doesn't care about Melbourne Cup but loves barefoot pissed chicks in party frocks carrying their shoes at twilight, whatever the occasion.4:44 PM Nov 2nd from web
  17. @SpiffoSpeaks Or on your own!4:32 AM Nov 2nd from web in reply to SpiffoSpeaks
  18. • Big, fat, juicy mango for dinner. (Not a metaphor.) Yum.3:42 AM Nov 2nd from web
  19. @oherrol Did you just DM me or is it spam? Afraid to follow the link…10:21 PM Nov 1st from web in reply to oherrol
  20. @pantsmccool Or did you mean is stand-up the confession? Yeah, but it's self-forgiveness and redemption in the process.12:49 AM Oct 30th from web in reply to pantsmccool