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comedianjamie

  1. For some reason diner food isn't as good when you're sober. Let me get a double shot of henny with those eggs and hashbrowns.
  2. Washington DC, Maryland Metro Area I will see you August 3rd & 4th at Club Elite with my homegirl Alycia Cooper..... fb.me/14WdyeiPS
  3. If you keep your cereal in the refrigerator you either have roaches now or you grew up with roaches in your house #Jamiedomus
  4. This is that "you can outrun the cops and not break a sweat" type of weather #NYCWeather
  5. Now following ====> @jbailey383 making a difference in the Hampton Roads area.
  6. All these game requests and not one bar-b-que invite. I need some burgers and beer
  7. @Rosenbergradio Brown Finga Brown Finga.. y'all dudes are crazy for that
  8. Haven't been wreckless on here in awhile but I see some chicks have the same old ass avatar posted up. Them titties must be saggin by now
  9. Ridin around with that Nina!! Smoking on Kesha!! I got section 8 apartment on my wrist girl, I'm cashin cans!!! I... fb.me/16mdUtLcQ
  10. My boy has been out of work for 8 months meanwhile I just seen a police horse who looks like his dental plan is... fb.me/vj8MsKfF
  11. I had no idea you needed to be certified to give facials #AreWeTalkingAboutTheSameThing
  12. Somebody tell Fat Joe to gain his weight back.. he lost some weight and Pun's rhyme book
  13. Can u park anywhere in Manhattan during the day without getting a ticket??/? Shheeeeesssshhh
  14. I think if I ever made a sex tape I would have to smile at the camera on some Mr. Roper ishhh... #70sBaby
  15. RT @Kahsdaddy1977 @comedianjamie lol!!! I wanted lona from threes company <~~what about Mrs. Roper
  16. RT @ComedianLeRonn @comedianjamie I always & still have a thing for alyssa milano! (Sam) she can still get it dammit!!
  17. Shout out to these drunk women in heels looking like Melmen the giraffe from Madagascar