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  1. Llevo 3 dias sin tocar twitter por que llevo 4 dias puliendo pisos como todo un hombrecito jefe de familia. Triunfo? 8:03 PM Dec 21st from UberTwitter
  2. Pizzeria Uno Balloon Sword! http://tweetphoto.com/6866553 3:39 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  3. Pizzeria Uno Vasectomy http://tweetphoto.com/6866443 3:37 PM Dec 20th from UberTwitter
  4. Thanks for the random unintended Happy Birthday that I just apropiated from @Monicks. Related, today I am older by 1 year! 7:35 AM Dec 20th from UberTwitter in reply to Monicks
  5. *  ❄     * ❄      *       *      ❄ .     *  ❄    * .  ❄    ❄        *        ❄ RT @Antuno 6:45 PM Dec 19th from UberTwitter
  6. "Estaba en Pompis y Dios me dijo, Maripili, haced tu carpa de mahón y lentejualas en Canóvanas y ellos vendrán a adorarte". Maripili 2011 7:22 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  7. Sin Vea, TVGuia y No te Duermas, el futuro de Maripili se ve incierto. De seguro está considerando ser la Reverenda Maripili. 5:44 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  8. No Social Network is complete without STD picture tags. Hey, you where tagged with Herpes Simplex! Want to meet others like you? Search ▶ 2:05 PM Dec 18th from UberTwitter
  9. Chuck Norris is the only man who has, literally, beaten reason and science With his fists. RT @matuzalem 8:09 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  10. @CharytinOficial es la única persona en el mundo que tiene permiso de la Real Academia para usar 3 puntos de exclamación siempre!!! 8:06 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter in reply to CharytinOficial
  11. Took my daughter to see Avatar, ended up watching the 2012 apocalypso. Expecting tons of death and destruction for Xmas. 4:43 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  12. Mis papás acaban de pagar $90 para enviar $20 de morcillas para Denver por FedEx. Por eso yo soy un genio. Salí a ellos. 4:14 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  13. "Cuando tengo que mover los muebles de mi hogar utilizo las destrezas obtenidas en años de jugar Tetris." @AlkaraJoseHiran 3:44 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  14. Prefiero tomar coquito en verano cuando tengo calor por que las churras del coquito me recuerdan el friíto navideño. 3:42 PM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  15. Tomé mi cuchilla de afeitar, la unté de sal y alcohol, y me abrí la bolsa escrotal. #Triunfo Total! http://bit.ly/4N1Xzw. RT @matuzalem 7:55 AM Dec 17th from UberTwitter
  16. La letra A en mi avatar no es de Astiao de tanta mentira. 7:25 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter
  17. I think Neil Stephenson sometimes used the term Navatar on Snow Crash, but I may be wrong. @rapsacarello @mecaguen20 7:22 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter in reply to rapsacarello
  18. @Jayfonsecared96 vas a investigar el asunto de los archivos del San Juan Star? 7:15 PM Dec 16th from UberTwitter in reply to Jayfonsecared96
  19. Some like boxing, others enjoy football, I prefer debate. 5:03 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  20. I just joined Twibbon's #Atheists campaign. Sure hope it isn't a right wing secret project to hunt us down. Ah who cares, It's Xmas! 4:33 PM Dec 16th from TweetDeck
  • Name comatoso
  • Location ÜT: 18.464083,-66.114158
  • Bio I know I have the caracteristics of a winner because I'm very persistent at quitting!
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