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colt_d

  1. @PuttingEdge 1Direction parking lot flashmob!! twitter.com/colt_d/status/… about 13 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  2. Having moms telling me to slap their ass with a sticker in front of my boss hilarious! about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  3. @courtneyhannaa lol not likely 2:25 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to courtneyhannaa
  4. @courtneyhannaa @Delves16 ya im absolutely thrilled lol 2:23 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to courtneyhannaa
  5. Guys who constantly talk about mistreating women usually stay single. 7:48 PM May 21st via Twitter for Android
  6. @courtneyhannaa I already knew that lol 2:54 PM May 17th via Twitter for Android in reply to courtneyhannaa
  7. As a leo I get what I want but not this time and theres nothing I can do... 11:36 AM May 17th via Twitter for Android
  8. @courtneyhannaa then they tell you that you can be a model for a small fee lol:-) 1:21 PM May 10th via Twitter for Android in reply to courtneyhannaa
  9. Arguing over twitter is like playing pool with a rope....#doesntmakesense 12:30 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  10. If you have to stop and think about how many fucks you give you've already given too many..... 12:25 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  11. If all they do is talk shit about you well than you've already won.....#gameover 12:18 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  12. The most fake thing I've ever seen is 2 girls meeting for the first time! 12:11 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  13. Have you ever noticed anybody driving slower than you is an idiot but anyone driving faster than you is a maniac? 12:07 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  14. Tweeting spree bitches! 12:02 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  15. Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your problems....soo true! 12:02 PM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  16. For more information on being happy send me $10 and i'll show you! 11:55 AM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  17. Do chickens think rubber humans are funny? 11:50 AM May 2nd via Twitter for Android
  18. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and I am too! 11:43 AM May 2nd via Twitter for Android