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colt_d

  1. @PuttingEdge 1Direction parking lot flashmob!! twitter.com/colt_d/status/…
  2. Having moms telling me to slap their ass with a sticker in front of my boss hilarious!
  3. @courtneyhannaa lol not likely
  4. @courtneyhannaa @Delves16 ya im absolutely thrilled lol
  5. Guys who constantly talk about mistreating women usually stay single.
  6. @courtneyhannaa I already knew that lol
  7. As a leo I get what I want but not this time and theres nothing I can do...
  8. @courtneyhannaa then they tell you that you can be a model for a small fee lol:-)
  9. Arguing over twitter is like playing pool with a rope....#doesntmakesense
  10. If you have to stop and think about how many fucks you give you've already given too many.....
  11. If all they do is talk shit about you well than you've already won.....#gameover
  12. The most fake thing I've ever seen is 2 girls meeting for the first time!
  13. Have you ever noticed anybody driving slower than you is an idiot but anyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
  14. Tweeting spree bitches!
  15. Relationships last longer when everybody doesnt know your problems....soo true!
  16. For more information on being happy send me $10 and i'll show you!
  17. Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
  18. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and I am too!