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- It gets pretty dark at night in this place. Right now I'm in a heap of metal, next to some other junk. Hey... I think I see a robot!5:20 PM Oct 23rd, 2008 from Matt
- Phew! Almost was dumped in a trash compactor. Thankfully, a worker saw me and tossed me aside. Must be this shiny metal mug of mine.9:30 AM Oct 22nd, 2008 from Matt
- Got picked up by a giant backhoe. I've been going through a huge series of conveyor belts for the past 7 hours now. Where am I going?8:20 PM Oct 19th, 2008 from Matt
- Must have fallen asleep in the garbage truck, or passed out...
In a strange place now. Lots of trash. AkK1!! Something's coming towards m10:50 AM Oct 18th, 2008 from Matt
- OMGZORS! I'm riding in the back of the garbage truck now!!1! Finally, instead of watching the world pass by, I can see it myself! AHHh!!$1%!5:30 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from Matt
- I managed to get thrown in the dumpster (not because I'm trash, or anything). OMGZ!!1! I think this garbage truck pulling up now...5:25 AM Oct 17th, 2008 from Matt
- I'm starting out on my epic journey today. The whole lack of legs issue, though, is becoming a bit more problematic. LOADING, please wait...11:25 AM Oct 15th, 2008 from Matt
- I've had enough! I'm tired of being stuck here...
I'm going on an epic journey, to find myself, and perhaps more body parts. Wish me luck6:05 PM Oct 14th, 2008 from Matt
- Sure wish I was built with fancy Apple manufacturing lasers: http://9to5mac.com/macbook-...
I'm feeling a little rusty...7:55 AM Oct 6th, 2008 from Matt
- @ryancarson Aha! Thanks for the correction. Thought 2-day FOWA passes were all that were left!7:40 AM Oct 6th, 2008 from Matt in reply to ryancarson
- ZOMGZ!!! ONly 10 passes left for FOWA!!!1!7:20 AM Oct 6th, 2008 from Matt
- I guess it wouldn't kill me to polish up my face plate: http://tinyurl.com/546v837:25 PM Oct 1st, 2008 from Matt
- ZOMGZ NOT THE STOCKS AGAIN!!!1!#1!1:25 PM Sep 29th, 2008 from Matt
- Ahhhh... Valid XHTML calms my sensory nodes:
http://validifier.com/4:30 PM Sep 26th, 2008 from Matt
- Saw the eye doctor today. Evidently, my optic nerves aren't looking too good. They said I need to reduce my stress levels...
AHH ZOMgZ!1!10:30 PM Sep 22nd, 2008 from Matt
- I think my makers threw out a few too many features when they made me.. http://tinyurl.com/3l38vf11:10 AM Sep 20th, 2008 from Matt
- ZOMGZ my stocks!!#!1 My wallet is hurting!!
I mean, it would be, if, you know, I had wallet...
...Or pockets...
...Or a body...9:20 PM Sep 16th, 2008 from Matt
- Hrm, looks like something is brewing over at http://done21.com/
Strange. I feel so... calm?12:30 PM Sep 14th, 2008 from Matt
- Just woke up... Must have crashed due to some sort of terrifying news. What was it... Searching... OMGZORZ THE LHC!!1!#
*reboots*3:45 PM Sep 13th, 2008 from Matt
- I've felt a great disturbance in the Twitt-o-Sphere, as if millions of tweeters started playing Spore, and were suddenly silent...4:19 PM Sep 8th, 2008 from web
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