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  1. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less Drunk. http://colorado-dui.com/
  2. RT @totaldui: Report Stolen Marijuana, Get Arrested for DUI? Yep. http://bit.ly/3MmKfO
  3. If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. http://colorado-dui.com/
  4. "Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer." - Arnold Schwarzenegger, 1975. http://www.colorado-dui.com/
  5. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.http://colorado-dui.com/
  6. Here's to being single... Drinking doubles... And seeing triple! http://www.colorado-dui.com/
  7. To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. http://colorado-dui.com/
  8. Remember "I" before "E",except in Budweiser. http://www.colorado-dui.com/
  9. The greatest invention is beer. The wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry
  10. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin Franklin http://colorado-dui.com/
  11. Drink & get drunk. Get drunk & fall asleep. Fall asleep & commit no sin. Commit no sin & go to heaven.Get drunk & go to heaven!
  12. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? --Stephen Wright http://www.colorado-dui.com/
  13. Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. W.C. Fields
  14. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway
  15. Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little.
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  20. Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. Homer Simpson http://colorado-dui.com/