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  1. If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. -- David Daye http://www.colorado-dui.com/ about 18 hours ago from Seesmic
  2. A fine beer may be judged with only one sip, but it's better to be thoroughly sure. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:19 AM Nov 24th from Seesmic
  3. Check out the DUI Defense Twitter list I've added to Listorious http://bit.ly/7n0r6v #attorneys 1:22 PM Nov 23rd from Listorious
  4. Give a man a beer, he'll drink for the day.Teach a man to brew, he'll be drunk the rest of his life. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:06 AM Nov 23rd from Seesmic
  5. Life is too short to drink cheap beer. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 6:28 AM Nov 22nd from Seesmic
  6. Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:16 AM Nov 21st from Seesmic
  7. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:21 AM Nov 20th from Seesmic
  8. You can never buy beer, you just rent it. Archie Bunker http://colorado-dui.com/ 5:04 AM Nov 19th from Seesmic
  9. "I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me." - Winston Churchill. http://colorado-dui.com/ 4:55 AM Nov 18th from Seesmic
  10. "I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I had lost exactly 2 weeks." - Joe E. Lewis. http://colorado-dui.com/ 6:30 AM Nov 17th from Seesmic
  11. People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.- Capital Brewery, WI. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:38 AM Nov 16th from Seesmic
  12. "Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." - Dave Barry. 6:38 AM Nov 15th from Seesmic
  13. "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:04 AM Nov 14th from Seesmic
  14. Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink ? http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:23 AM Nov 13th from Seesmic
  15. RT @totaldui Pennsylvania Woman Jailed As a Result of a Deadly DUI http://bit.ly/2MUNBZ 1:53 PM Nov 12th from Power Twitter
  16. "'twas a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it." - W. C. Fields. http://colorado-dui.com/ 4:50 AM Nov 12th from Seesmic
  17. "An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do." - Dylan Thomas. http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 5:31 AM Nov 11th from Seesmic
  18. Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink! http://www.colorado-dui.com/ 4:57 AM Nov 10th from Seesmic
  19. What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less Drunk. http://colorado-dui.com/ 5:01 AM Nov 9th from Seesmic
  20. RT @totaldui: Report Stolen Marijuana, Get Arrested for DUI? Yep. http://bit.ly/3MmKfO 6:54 AM Nov 8th from Seesmic