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but that wasn't the weirdest part of the dream seeing as I was shoving needles in my arm and reading brittana fanfic on a boat about 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
I had dream with robots and spaceships and the community gang and britta and troy wouldn't stop making out omfg about 1 hour ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@zanzievamay rad about 18 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
In Bruges is still my favourite comedy film though about 20 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
finally watched the guard - seriously amazing, I love black comedies. about 20 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
@yoitslarabe ewww I'm not gonna eat them! Yeah, I'll throw them away later 1:28 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to yoitslarabe
@yoitslarabe I really need to throw them away now hahaha omg I am gross 1:18 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to yoitslarabe
@yoitslarabe tbh that's something I'd do, I have the doritos from THG open and on my floor... 1:16 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to yoitslarabe
@yoitslarabe and people judge you for eating an easter egg in like november as if it's a sin 1:11 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to yoitslarabe
@yoitslarabe only a night! I remembered that it's best to eat easter eggs at some point and not leave them on your bedroom floor 1:05 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to yoitslarabe
there is a half eaten easter egg by my bed and the cadbury fumes are enticing me. 12:59 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
just remembered LA Noire is still running. replaying because I was crap at homicide and vice cases. 2:49 PM May 27th via web
do people actually enjoy TOWIE? I can't think of anything worse. even Glee season 3 is better. 2:47 PM May 27th via web
i think i shall be buying community s1 on dvd and batwoman tomorrow. 2:46 PM May 27th via web
@Emmyloops bitch i have a leather jacket. 2:44 PM May 27th via web in reply to Emmyloops
@Emmyloops srsly tho, i need to be britta. because she wants annie. and jeff. she is me. 2:39 PM May 27th via web in reply to Emmyloops
@Emmyloops you're gay and pervy enough tbh 1:40 PM May 27th via web in reply to Emmyloops
i would like tegan and sara to do the soundtrack for a film about my life 1:40 PM May 27th via web
@Emmyloops you do, but it's gonna be so fucking worth it, i can't even. i think my next task is to become britta perry. 1:35 PM May 27th via web in reply to Emmyloops
@Emmyloops nooo, i am excited about it! :') 1:26 PM May 27th via web in reply to Emmyloops

Name Megan Collier
Location Greendale Community College
Bio 17 year old loser who likes bubblegum bitches, The Drums and Naya Rivera's Golden Globes™. Mentally married to Jeff Winger. I follow back.