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  1. professor has a tattoo and it's really awkward.
  2. i feel like beating up boys. feeling oddly dominant. going ice skating instead. poop.
  3. i'm pretty sure my gender and media class is going to flip out over the new lady gaga video. hoo boy. http://intersco.pe/Es #BadRomance
  4. mariah carey on the iTunes and five pages of crap has to magically turn into five pages of awesome by 3PM. the life of a coed.
  5. @writingdirty he reminds me so much of a Snorlax. http://bit.ly/1s7VXT
  6. oof, too much food for breakfast. my stomach hurts already. sigh.
  7. i swear my parents would love me more if i ever decided to go pre-med. alas, i am academically masochistic, but not THAT masochistic.
  8. RT @NadiaWest Craigslist: Bringing perverts together since 1995. (I totally agree with you. @markswell and I met on CL! - D)
  9. retail therapy complete. sweaters, t-shirts and argyle knee socks.
  10. woke up and still upset at the thing i was upset about when i went to sleep last night. it's time for some retail therapy.
  11. back home with my yorkie. she's snoring on the bed next to me. also: my mom has become one of those empty nesting over-decorators.
  12. motorcycle crash outside dorm. motorcycle vs. car. twenty minutes later, it's like nothing happened there.
  13. hahahahaha. i just realized that all of my final papers added together equal over 60 pages of work. fun times.
  14. i would totally buy a suit skirt just to top boys in. or maybe just @markswell. heh heh heh.
  15. @writingdirty i feel your pain. i'm required to watch My Super Sweet 16 for one of my media classes. it's disgusting.
  16. guest speaker in class today is talking to us through skype. uh. . . do not know if want?
  17. @stacycat (the text messages/voicemails in your email is good when you're stuck in class, but have a laptop with you!)
  18. RT @FakeAPStylebook "Furiously masturbating" is redundant, as all masturbation is furious. (I don't really understand this one. . . - D)
  19. @stacycat pros: sending certain people directly to voicemail, emails of text messages, alternative number to give people
  20. fuck, i just realized another reason having the flu sucks. when your throat is raw and swollen, blowjobs are out. sigh.