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  1. @dugriss if i'm going to get hypnotized, it will be for WAY BETTER reasons than the GRE. so how about. . . no.
  2. design the new NYC condom wrapper! http://www.nyc.gov/html/doh/html/condoms/contest.shtml (very cool! - D)
  3. um. i just had an orgasm in my sleep. WTF. is that even possible? or am i crazy? luckily, my roommate isn't in the bedroom right now.
  4. you know when you can feel an argument brewing? my roomie is having a skype-fight. i should back out of the room awkwardly.
  5. dammit. without. damn typos. i need some alcoholic eggnog. stat!
  6. i have way too much free time now. i don't know what to do with myself with out school looming over me. oh wait. . . GRE test prep. :-(
  7. two thousand words in two hours.
  8. will this never end?!
  9. i don't think i could stop working right now. even if i wanted to.
  10. i can totally fucking do this!!!!! i'm so determined to finish all of this, because it basically means i'm done with school for 2009.
  11. late late late night. my only 'finals week' night. i seem to be stuck on the indigo girls. how long until my soul gets it right?
  12. my goldfishes seem to enjoy both Ira Glass and Jay-Z.
  13. final exams: the ultimate cockblock.
  14. i was way too lazy today. i have to punch out 12ish pages about fanfiction and copyright law tomorrow. sore and sleepy.
  15. times like this, i fucking love living in school housing. now i get to go to the dining hall.
  16. do you have scurvy? do you have vaginal dryness? did you just lose the game? (i'm sore from laughing so fucking much. and being punched.)
  17. @writingdirty what about Festivus?
  18. i am not taking a nap. i am NOT taking a nap. no naps.
  19. as much as i totally adore my roommate, i really wish i could just tell her to fuck off for ten minutes so i can masturbate. UGH!
  20. painting my nails. french manicure on the fingers, cherry red on the toes. sigh.