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  1. @stacycat i find futons very comfortable. air mattresses can vary wildly, unless you want to spring for an expensive one.
  2. i think i'm vitamin deficient. just took some vitamins. spending the day in bed reading/practicing knots with a Two Knotty Boys book.
  3. okay, creepy guy at supermarket, calling me "shorty" is not going to make me think you're awesome. it makes you look like a tool.
  4. i really, really want to dye my hair. but i'm afraid of it looking like crap. i've been growing my hair out- it's halfway down my back now.
  5. Sleeping next to my dog is not as nice as sleeping next to @MarkSwell. Sigh.
  6. topping and fucking @MarkSwell with the strap on last night = great success. it was a ton of fun. and i now i have a pink rubber flogger!
  7. i am way too excited about pulling together a schoolgirl outfit that i can wear when i switch. i want to look innocent while i hurt people!
  8. no, it's more strange when they say hi to you and it's completely obvious that it's just a social gesture. um. . .yeah.
  9. it's strange when you know all the people walking into the local Starbucks, but none of them seem to remember you.
  10. roar, i'm not focusing on this task that @MarkSwell gave me all weekend to do. focus. FOCUS.
  11. wtf. why can't i get onto fetlife here at this Panera, but i can get onto it at another Panera?
  12. fuck.
  13. why is chuck norris trending? "chuck norris doesn't have a twitter, because no one can follow him and live." i'll admit it, i chuckled in rl
  14. something about SBC's "Bruno" rubs me the wrong way and i can't figure out why~
  15. it's funny. in 2007, i was sitting in this seat in Panera writing my Uni apps. two years later, i'm back here thinking about grad school.
  16. incorporating BDSM into my GRE flashcards. 800 Verbal or bust.
  17. this morning's Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comic is win: http://bit.ly/NudMi
  18. @NadiaWest that's strange. . .does twitpic allow pictures of mothers breastfeeding? there are nipples involved in that.
  19. otherwise, i'm feeling tired and cranky for no reason.
  20. watching "you've got mail". it makes me nostalgic for AOL. hahaha.