colinsmi
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Just ordered my first single patty burger from Five Guys. Does this mean I'm getting old? What's next, Clamato? IKEA breakfasts? JAG?
8:00 PM May 5th
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@ Although I can't complain -- Costco fixed it for free, although by the time I made it to IKEA it was too busy.
1:47 PM Apr 22nd
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in reply to putneydm
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@ Clearly the tire clerk doesn't often make wishes on monkey paws, but I digress ...
1:44 PM Apr 22nd
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in reply to putneydm
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In 16 years of driving, just changed my first flat tire. Do they make it tiny and yellow to further shame Prius drivers?
11:50 AM Apr 22nd
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The fact that my air mattress has deflated less than 15 minutes after I blew it up tells me a) I'm a lard ass and b) I'm a cheap lard ass.
11:12 PM Apr 16th
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I want to eat this hotel bath soap ... It smells like vanilla, spices and chocolate chip cookie dough. It tastes like soap.
8:37 PM Apr 15th
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Just finished a picture-perfect drive through northern Arizona. And I totally didn't shoot this out my side window.
7:49 PM Apr 15th
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What a beautiful day for an almost 1,000-mile drive.
12:05 PM Apr 15th
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@ Words to live by. I shall plague the proletariat posthaste!
3:32 PM Mar 16th
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in reply to putneydm
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Well, it's official: I'm no longer a member of the landed gentry. The buyers signed the closing papers this afternoon and I am condo-free.
1:51 PM Mar 16th
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@ Well, I miss working with you, too. Turns out that, in any other newsroom, I'm not funny, just wildly inappropriate.
7:47 PM Mar 14th
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in reply to ArnoldOMG
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@ Did you say that to anyone in particular, or are you trying to trap Siri in an infinite loop of sadness?
7:43 PM Mar 14th
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in reply to ArnoldOMG
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HBO cancels "Luck" over horse deaths. During the run of "Sex and the City"six horse stand-ins for Sarah Jessica Parker had to be euthanized.
5:38 PM Mar 14th
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from Norfolk, VA
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I can't stop futzing with this @ iPhone codec app. The fleet missions are addictive. It's like FarmVille: Apocalypse Edition.
6:10 PM Mar 14th
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@ Plus I got the double-punch in. Considering I work for the media, though, I shouldn't have enjoyed it THAT much. And yet ...
10:19 PM Mar 13th
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in reply to masseffect
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Just started my second play through @, but this time as a renegade. Punching that reporter felt good :). Stop the presses, indeed.
10:02 PM Mar 13th
via Mobile Web
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Finished writing a thank you letter to BioWare for the Mass Effect franchise but realized sending it would be foolish - it was more for me.
9:52 PM Mar 13th
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Geez, I think the train just hit someone/something on Mason St in downtown Fort Collins. Stopped faster than I would have thought.
1:05 AM Feb 27th
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Well, I was going to be early to work but now, thanks to The Neverending Train, I'll be lucky to make it on time.
10:47 AM Feb 20th
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Packing: Mission Accomplished. Now I just have to wait until tomorrow for the movers to tell me what a terrible job I've done.
9:27 PM Feb 13th
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- Name Colin Smith
- Location Salt Lake City, Utah
- Web http://npd.snd.or...
- Bio I'm a graphic designer who enjoys the finer things in life, like properly kerned typography and bacon cheeseburgers.
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