colinsamuels
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I dreamed last night that a tragic miscommunication caused me to be front-and-center at a Wang Chung reunion concert. *shudder*
9:23 AM Nov 21st
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@ RE: "Tom Petty: Rock God or Mere Mortal?" He's greater than Springsteen? Obviously the WSJ is no longer a drug-free workplace.
8:54 PM Nov 20th
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The Mink got her H1N1 shot. I told her I was going to get the R2D2 shot instead, so I could talk to strange computers and fix hyperdrives.
9:40 PM Nov 19th
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@ "Hi, I'm a Mac." "And I'm a PC." "I'm a Cray Jaguar XT5 Supercomputer and you're both my bitches."
8:33 PM Nov 18th
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@ I don't understand this "petaflops" thing; how many legal marketing tweets per second can that supercomputer send?
8:29 PM Nov 18th
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@ I'm saddened to hear West London Man is still in the hoosegow; I hoped he was studying yoga in India or touring with Lady Gaga.
8:08 PM Nov 18th
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Here's a direct link to that new Round Tuit post: Thanks for reading!
1:03 PM Nov 18th
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A new Round Tuit post is scheduled to go up on Infamy or Praise () at 13:00 Pacific. This one features zombies!
12:58 PM Nov 18th
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@ With that odd accent, I initially thought he was from Connecticut. Since he hadn't heard of you, though, I know he's a Scot.
7:49 PM Nov 17th
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I'm excessively amused by the one random Scotsman who works at my local In-n-Out: "Arrrda numba tharrrty too an tharrrty three ahp!"
7:16 PM Nov 17th
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@ May you find your political opponents on Google Scholar, after "State v." or "U.S. v."!
5:48 PM Nov 17th
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@ I think that's "Et donner"! Brilliant Blawg Review (), BTW. Non-lawyers with guns FTW!
9:28 AM Nov 17th
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RT @ "Et al" is Latin for "those who know Al." Shorten lists of names by leaving out friends of Al. ["Et dorothy" is un-PC.]
9:19 AM Nov 17th
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RT @: '2012' is an uplifting movie once you realize the Yankees are dead. [Perhaps if I'm still here in 2013 I'll see this flick.]
7:23 PM Nov 16th
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The new pug is settling into things nicely. Here are two contented pugs in repose this morning:
11:38 AM Nov 16th
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@ What does one do at aTwitter Early Equinox Party? Should we be photoshopping lampshades onto our avatars' heads?
8:13 AM Nov 16th
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@ Rexes one through six never won Weblog awards because they were quiet fellows whose work spoke for itself. Tragic, really.
6:19 PM Nov 15th
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@ Forget Retweet or Lists; what Twitter needs is a "Dibs" button. Run with it and make them catch you!
6:08 PM Nov 15th
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@ Thanks! He's a scrawny little guy right now, but we'll get his weight up and get him socialized soon enough.
9:16 PM Nov 14th
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We're a two pug family again, having adopted Robbie, a 6yo(?) male, from the Humane Society this PM. Cookie's mostly OK with him thus far.
9:08 PM Nov 14th
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- Name Colin Samuels
- Location Tracy, California
- Web http://infamyorpr...
- Bio In-house technology attorney. Need more? Go to http://is.gd/2ckLN
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