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  1. RT @kcmpc: We'll be featuring Pan's Labyrinth by Guillermo del Toro at the inaugural KCMPC meeting on the 14th at 8pm. http://bit.ly/8GahCr
  2. Can't help thinking my friend @cre8ordie could have talked his way into the White House dinner too. Not on the list? "That's fine," he says.
  3. @briannaorg It is now.
  4. "Tweeting" something with #Indiana in it 'cause my friends at Smaller Indiana asked me to.
  5. Our stocking hangers spell "peace" and we're deciding how to space them on the mantel. Not everybody's Xmas involves kerning, but ours does.
  6. @cerellec No, I think you're just into danger, and your phone helped you express that.
  7. Taken aback by old coworkers' blogs, in which they chronicle the same stuff I went through, but much, much more funnily.
  8. If there's anything more hilariously implausible than porn, it must be Girl porn. http://bit.ly/fZMq9
  9. If KRS-One can claim his initials stand for "Knowledge Reigns Supreme," then I can be "Constantly Doing Damage." Backronyms for everyone!
  10. Changing a bathroom fan seems simple enough, and that's because you don't think much about the whole drywall-dust-in-the-eyes part.
  11. The local pizza shop, that on Friday had WE REMEMBER on its sign, now says TRY A TACO SALAD.
  12. Is Ken Burns the most talented person in the world to have such a bad haircut?
  13. RT @scoobydouche: From now on whenever I mention my underwear in conversation, I will refer to them as my junk drawers. Ha!
  14. Checking out iPhoto's face-recognition technology, which so far has mistaken me for an elderly black man, someone's leg, and a truck tire.
  15. Wondering if Big VZ Fo' Sheezy (our friend Val) and her Lil' Squeezies (Bella and Emily) are safely back in the U.S.A. yet.
  16. Not sure if it's a function of diet, digestion, posture or what, but I just changed Veda's diaper and discovered a perfect ziggurat of crap.
  17. unstoppably gnawing on this pasta bowl bread thing my dad-in-law dropped off. Domino's will one day kill us all.
  18. @cre8ordie wish I could see it...
  19. The definition of Virtuous Lie: I knew my wife wouldn't like the sound of "Fried Ice Cream," so I told her it was Baklava-flavored instead.
  20. Stumbling to bed after a fun birthday dinner and philosophical discussion with the in-laws. Alright.