colindul
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If there's anything more hilariously implausible than porn, it must be Girl porn.
6:40 AM Nov 4th
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If KRS-One can claim his initials stand for "Knowledge Reigns Supreme," then I can be "Constantly Doing Damage." Backronyms for everyone!
8:24 AM Oct 11th
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Changing a bathroom fan seems simple enough, and that's because you don't think much about the whole drywall-dust-in-the-eyes part.
5:00 PM Oct 8th
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The local pizza shop, that on Friday had WE REMEMBER on its sign, now says TRY A TACO SALAD.
11:20 AM Sep 14th
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Is Ken Burns the most talented person in the world to have such a bad haircut?
2:54 PM Sep 13th
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RT @: From now on whenever I mention my underwear in conversation, I will refer to them as my junk drawers. Ha!
5:40 AM Sep 13th
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Checking out iPhoto's face-recognition technology, which so far has mistaken me for an elderly black man, someone's leg, and a truck tire.
7:06 AM Sep 10th
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Wondering if Big VZ Fo' Sheezy (our friend Val) and her Lil' Squeezies (Bella and Emily) are safely back in the U.S.A. yet.
2:09 PM Aug 29th
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Not sure if it's a function of diet, digestion, posture or what, but I just changed Veda's diaper and discovered a perfect ziggurat of crap.
9:12 AM Aug 21st
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unstoppably gnawing on this pasta bowl bread thing my dad-in-law dropped off. Domino's will one day kill us all.
3:10 PM Aug 12th
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@ wish I could see it...
4:34 PM Jul 27th
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in reply to cre8ordie
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The definition of Virtuous Lie: I knew my wife wouldn't like the sound of "Fried Ice Cream," so I told her it was Baklava-flavored instead.
10:38 AM Jul 21st
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Stumbling to bed after a fun birthday dinner and philosophical discussion with the in-laws. Alright.
8:35 PM Jul 16th
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@ it was the least I could do. Rawk!
7:00 PM Jul 16th
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Dancing my fool head off to amuse Veda. It's working.
12:20 PM Jul 15th
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Rewriting the bios of middle-aged CPAs to appeal to high-schoolers. Just changed "It is a joy to..." to read, "It's nice to..."
3:14 PM Jul 10th
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You know it! Brown mustard too. Om nom nom.
10:21 AM Jul 10th
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Just had an egg and tuna-fish sandwich with cheddar and lettuce on an English muffin. Dirtied many dishes. 100% worth it.
10:01 AM Jul 10th
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@ Heard that! And why must girl clothes say "princess" on them? That's the *last* character trait I'm looking to encourage!
12:35 PM Jul 9th
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in reply to jpoundstone
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Wife and kitchen designer are planning new island. Shape on drawing looks like a penis. Do I say something?
7:48 AM Jul 9th
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- Name Colin Dullaghan
- Location Winona Lake, Indiana
- Web http://www.colind...
- Bio New Dad, Old Son, Medium-Aged Husband.
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