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ColbertReport

  1. “Democracy isn’t about getting everything you want. It’s about not getting most of what you don’t want.” on.cc.com/JMvjd0 about 7 hours ago via HootSuite
  2. Queen Elizabeth has kicked off her #DiamondJubilee weekend! Be sure to stay on top of your royal party etiquette. on.cc.com/AnpEQp about 9 hours ago via HootSuite
  3. “I am the Rosa Parks of men that Maxim readers want to see back up that bus.” on.cc.com/JMvlS8 8:00 AM Jun 2nd via HootSuite
  4. Nation! Get ready for Queen Elizabeth’s #DiamondJubilee weekend with a refresher on royal party etiquette. on.cc.com/AnpEQp 1:15 PM Jun 1st via HootSuite
  5. .@BarackObama reviews baseball cards with pictures and stats on suspected terrorists. on.cc.com/L2LPjV #Colbert 7:57 AM Jun 1st via HootSuite
  6. "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" becomes an Advice, How-to and Miscellaneous Best Seller. on.cc.com/L2LQV3 #Colbert 4:12 AM Jun 1st via ColbertNation
  7. .@BarackObama guns for another Nobel Peace Price using covert drone strikes. on.cc.com/L2LPjV #Colbert 4:12 AM Jun 1st via ColbertNation
  8. Stephen needs a soda so large that @JimCameron wants to go to the bottom of it. on.cc.com/L2LPjX #Colbert 4:06 AM Jun 1st via ColbertNation
  9. Jack Hitt discusses his book "Bunch of Amateurs: A Search for the American Character." on.cc.com/L2LPjT #Colbert 4:06 AM Jun 1st via ColbertNation
  10. Stephen welcomes the newest member of Colbert Nation: Oliver Campbell Gwinn. on.cc.com/L2LPjU 4:03 AM Jun 1st via ColbertNation
  11. Habeas corpus falls by the wayside, and Jack Hitt baffles Stephen. on.cc.com/L2LQV0 #Colbert 4:00 AM Jun 1st via ColbertNation
  12. Tonight: Jack Hitt discusses America's history of amateurs. 2:35 PM May 31st via HootSuite
  13. Nation! Attend a live taping of The Report this July. on.cc.com/cQMC7b 11:27 AM May 31st via web
  14. The U.N. issues a surprise, Alan Alda challenges scientists, and Facebook stockplummets. on.cc.com/Mb6rw0 #Colbert 4:12 AM May 31st via ColbertNation
  15. One Mexican cartel is a small potato compared to the snack cartels that fry America's potatoes. on.cc.com/Mb6tnx #Colbert 4:09 AM May 31st via ColbertNation
  16. The most sacred part of getting married is taunting gay people that they can't. on.cc.com/Mb6rw2 #Colbert 4:06 AM May 31st via ColbertNation
  17. Stephen kicks off Robert Mugabe's "leader for tourism" appointment with a Zimbabwe travel ad. on.cc.com/Mb6tnz #Colbert 4:06 AM May 31st via ColbertNation
  18. Alan Alda talks science, fire and the dirty business of pregnancy. on.cc.com/Mb6rvW #Colbert 4:03 AM May 31st via ColbertNation
  19. Stephen remembers his wedding banquet, @MittRomney's app wins out, and Alan Alda ponders acting. on.cc.com/Mb6tnB #Colbert 4:00 AM May 31st via ColbertNation
  20. Tonight: Alan Alda, famed actor turned science enthusiast, asks the question, "What is a flame?" 2:35 PM May 30th via HootSuite