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  1. So. Much. Food.
  2. Baking pumpkin pies with my mom. She's trying her level best to domesticate me. Oh well, at least there's pie.
  3. The eastern time zone is fucking with my flow.
  4. Christmas came early. Front door delivery of my lost luggage!
  5. This is a dangerous hour to be hungry.
  6. Every time I'm near an asian slurping at a bowl of noodles, the sound makes me want to punch them in the face. Is that racist?
  7. This is why bartenders don't talk politics or religion.
  8. RT @danadearmond: in los angeles, you can break any law you want, as long as you are on a bicycle.
  9. Leaving town tomorrow for a week. Today I have to eat everything in my fridge.
  10. I don't know why they don't market Fresca as the world's greatest hangover cure.
  11. RT @6od: I don't wanna grow up... I'm a Toys R Us kid.
  12. I love sleeping in.
  13. One of those nights where my brain was impervious to chemicals and bullshit. Sober down to my soul. Quite pleasant, actually.
  14. @molls Been there, sister... (and you're not alone, just by yourself.)
  15. Freshly shaved pussy, three grams of blow, and I haven't been out in weeks. I'm going to eat some poor boy alive tonight.
  16. Ugh. Headache coming on. Know what'll cure it? Cocaine.
  17. @scurvette Brit and Aussie boys can say "cunt" any time the like. American boys have to be clever to pull it off.
  18. Holy shit. My holiday just started! Deck the halls, bitches!
  19. Follow Friday @marissaaross @themfdame @6od @ruthakers @sarahdiebel @ronniewk @cuntykins @dustedkitty @ladymisskate @leighadiemler
  20. If you are about to go see the midnight screening of New Moon, you are dead to me.