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Now the actor from "Jerry" makes more sense. RT @: Michael Richards HATED IT when someone messed up on set.
2 minutes ago
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They're my clones. I hope they'd have the same policy. RT @: What would you say if you found clone 1 deep dicking clone 2?
about 17 hours ago
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Unless you think of a clone like a cyst. RT @: Eh, still murder. It's like parents killing a child.
about 17 hours ago
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@ Blowing your clone would not be gay, but I still wouldnt do it. Simply on the fact that I REALLY don't want a dick in my mouth.
about 17 hours ago
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I think the most taxing part would be disposing of a murdered clone. I couldn't just stuff my naked body in a garbage can. Embarrassing.
about 17 hours ago
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If I made a clone and then murdered him, would I be accountable? God didn't make that clone; I did. I think a suicide charge at best.
about 17 hours ago
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Sexy RT @ My mom keeps rubber bands in her purse so you won't lose your wine glass at a party.
1:33 PM Jun 2nd
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Falling asleep to a movie like an adult: "Glengarry Glen Ross". Amazing dialog!
10:23 PM Jun 1st
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@ Best wishes, buddy! And please work a into your vows. I hope you and Jess are very happy.
10:16 PM Jun 1st
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VOTE!!! RT @: Scroll down and vote for @ It's 2 seconds, just do it already.
10:10 PM Jun 1st
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New video! Linux Games : What You Should Know - (Excited about this. If you are too, please spread the news!)
6:30 PM Jun 1st
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Tss Not very fast food. Tss Don't chip a tooth. (WHAT"S THAT?) RT @ Lunch!
12:58 PM Jun 1st
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Song of the Day: "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions
12:56 PM Jun 1st
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4:25 AM Jun 1st
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I just IFed the exact same line. Almost word for word. :) RT @: @ Taft was a laff riot
3:56 AM Jun 1st
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Is George W. okay? He was doing a weird, cocaine-like thing with his mouth, sweating, and his wife was holding him by the left arm.
3:47 AM Jun 1st
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I need to Google locations. I need to take those photos. I need to storyboard. I need to make a phone call. I need to sketch those designs.
2:10 AM Jun 1st
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I can't turn off my brain. I need to sleep, but can't. By time I will NEED to be awake today, I'll probably be ready to sleep.
2:05 AM Jun 1st
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JOKE: You can tell how many days it's been since the last time you were drunk by the bruises under her eye...How much they faded...FORGET IT
1:03 AM Jun 1st
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JOKE: Man: I can't remember that last time I had an ice cold glass of beer. Woman: It's been that long? Man: No, I'm a blackout drunk.
12:58 AM Jun 1st
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