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cohills

  1. "Yyyyaaayyy NEON SNEAKERS!!" -- Everyone of every creed, regardless of age or exercise level
  2. Wait, Adam Levine has ADHD? This changes everything*! *nothing
  3. Another name for AGT could be "reality shows are aaaaall about editing."
  4. Anyone else find Howard Stern completely lovable on AGT? Come on! He's a mensch, I tell ya!
  5. @TheTreatsTruck how late will you be there today?
  6. What's that circle with numbers thing on your wrist that's being held on a by a miniature little belt?
  7. Can we all just agree that once you hit 30 you don't "feel 30" or whatever age you actually are? EDITORS: this is not an interesting story.
  8. Bob Harper *finally* made the cover of the COSTCO CONNECTION!!! The pinnacle of his career. twitter.com/cohills/status…
  9. It's a really good idea for bars to serve alcohol because when you sit at one and overhear "conversation," it makes you hella murder-y.
  10. Getting pretty tired of "new twists" on "old favorites" like mac and cheese. Stop calling this an original idea please.
  11. Did NOT realize Chancellor Merkel is a wooden dummy. Those chin lines! twitter.com/cohills/status…
  12. Dear Suckers in traffic trying to get to the Hamptons: all the restaurants in NY are empty tonight. Walked right in. #lemmings
  13. Visiting time at hosp on TV is always interrupted by a doc who kicks u out, wants patient to "get some rest." It's not really like that, fyi
  14. "Impor-int" -- if you hear a young woman say that, she is a really REALLY important person.
  15. Reality show "On the Fly," goes "behind the scenes" at Southwest Air. Pissy passengers! Embattled employees! Weather delays! RIVETING SHIT.
  16. @Chapinc Watching a lot of porn, are we?
  17. DAMN but Don Draper can wear a fedora!
  18. The problem with raising your kids to be independent thinkers is that they FUCKING become independent thinkers and it's REALLY maddening.
  19. @SteveHuff You are pretty much summarizing "The Incredibles."
  20. Men sure look dumb when they're doin' LADY things!!! twitter.com/cohills/status…