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  1. Ed Hardy beer? Seriously? Now you're just getting stupid. about 22 hours ago from txt
  2. Listening to @clockwrkcabaret's show and LOL'ing in my cube. If anyone asks what's so funny, the answer is simple: an assortment of bones. 10:51 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic
  3. @briandgregory That last morning is the worst, isn't it? Have one last Dole Whip for me! 7:50 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to briandgregory
  4. @chixor @varin I heartily endorse giving it another try! "Crimpity crimpity now now...." 6:22 AM Dec 18th from Seesmic in reply to chixor
  5. R.I.P. Roy E. http://thedisneyblog.com/2009/12/16/roy-e-disney-dead/ 1:38 PM Dec 16th from Seesmic
  6. @redbanshee What?! /rushes to google (oh, and it's The Haunted Mansion btw, just to be pedantic) 1:36 PM Dec 16th from Seesmic in reply to redbanshee
  7. @briandgregory Stay away from Primeval Whirl! It's "themed" to be a crappy coaster..... yeah, very successful "theming". 10:53 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic in reply to briandgregory
  8. I keep getting Noam Chomsky and Deepak Chopra mixed up. BIG difference. 10:34 AM Dec 16th from Seesmic
  9. @briandgregory I always get that same droid. I think he must be malfunctioning, keeps saying it's his first day. Maybe a failed memory wipe? 8:44 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to briandgregory
  10. @briandgregory Wow! 7:11 AM Dec 15th from Seesmic in reply to briandgregory
  11. Could ARG-like collaboration solve Mecklenburg County's mysterious high water bills? Read the last 3 paragraphs: http://tinyurl.com/y9knalu 6:58 AM Dec 14th from Seesmic
  12. @rebeccawatson How about Radicalbecca..... Radbecca? Radbecca Wowson? 6:49 AM Dec 11th from Seesmic in reply to rebeccawatson
  13. @OctoberDreaming Can you reuse it? Is it green-er? 8:24 AM Dec 9th from Seesmic in reply to OctoberDreaming
  14. @RejectedCards Brilliant idea! 8:05 AM Dec 9th from Seesmic in reply to RejectedCards
  15. RT @FakeAPStylebook: Scientists are always "baffled," never "intrigued," "curious," or "not giving a shit about this Bigfoot evidence." 7:07 AM Dec 9th from Seesmic
  16. @chixor It's going to get up to the low 60's here today! 6:35 AM Dec 9th from Seesmic in reply to chixor
  17. @la_ardillita @ironekilz It's the Rocket Tot! 1:13 PM Dec 8th from Seesmic in reply to la_ardillita
  18. @cltgeeks What say we all dress in steampunk garb and go see Sherlock Holmes on the day after Christmas? 8:26 AM Dec 8th from Seesmic in reply to cltgeeks
  19. RT @rebeccawatson: Whilst perusing http://sketchysantas.com I started laughing uproariously. Why would any culture do this to children? 6:36 AM Dec 8th from web
  20. @biblioadonis NHSA restricts the use of shells for off-road use only. The dealership deactivated the launcher :-( 6:39 AM Dec 7th from Seesmic in reply to biblioadonis
  • Name Matt
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  • Bio geek, fiance to @la_ardillita, pet owner, skeptic, liberal, secular humanist freethinker, Disney fan, software developer, steampunk, gamer, nerd
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