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  1. @missplupp Oh, I like action, Miss P. *breathing in her ear* I bet you like it too, hmm? Just a little bit? Eh??? Uhhh? Errrr? Hey? 4:19 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  2. @missplupp I'm wiggling my eyebrows. My manliness is overwhelming, is it not? Hmmm? You know, we don't have to be adversaries, Miss P..... 4:16 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  3. @missplupp You bet. Here, let me puff out my chest. There. See? I swim like a dolphin, leap like a monkey, take a punch like a man, Miss P. 4:16 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  4. @missplupp Er, no comment. Where are we going, why are you holding onto my arm so tight. You're hurting Miss Plupp. And I kind of like it. 4:13 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  5. Mourning? Which one is he mourning? 4:11 PM Jun 26th from web
  6. I don't know.....maybe I should talk to Dirkalooney myself. I'll just tweet him... 4:10 PM Jun 26th from web
  7. @missplupp Really? For me? Is it green? Is it dirty? Does it make the world go around? 4:08 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  8. @missplupp I knew you wanted me. 4:07 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  9. @missplupp So....my place are yours? *mwah mwah mwah* 4:07 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  10. @HannaBleckter Gonna blow your nose? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! 4:06 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to HannaBleckter
  11. @missplupp Once you've gone Coffee Boy you'll never go chamomile again. 4:05 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  12. @missplupp You know, under those support hose and sensible shoes and ankle-length skirts, you've got some pretty nice gams. 4:04 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  13. @missplupp I'd follow you anywhere, beautiful. I think I've always had a little crush on you, pumpkin. C'mere, give us a little kiss. 4:03 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  14. @AlexBerkley YOU JUST TRY, YOU BLOW-DRYIN' ASS-KISSIN' SON-OF-A-SOMETHING REALLY BAAD! *Whoa. Dizzy.* 4:02 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to AlexBerkley
  15. @missplupp Pluppee. Pluppity wuppity fluppity duppity muppity zuppity. How ya doin' ol buddy ol' pal? *hic* 3:58 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  16. @AlexBerkley HELL YEAH I'M TALKIN' TO YOU! PUT A MUZZLE ON THAT DUMB ANIMAL YOU'RE MANAGIN', BUDDY! WHAT A DOLT! 3:56 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to AlexBerkley
  17. Don’t have no friens in dis whoooole world but my nanners. Yup, me and my nanners. I love my leetle nanners and my nanners love mee….. 3:55 PM Jun 26th from web
  18. @HannaBleckter AND YOU! AGH--WHA--PLUH--WHAT A--PLF---- 3:51 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to HannaBleckter
  19. Shouldn” t A Papa want to give his son a leetle bit of $$$$$$$$$$$???? ‘Speshully when he left him with that nutty mama-woman-thing. 3:47 PM Jun 26th from web
  20. @AlexBerkley YOU! YOU CRUMMEE AGENT! CAN'T KEEP YOUR SSHHTOOPID CLIENT ON A LEASSHH! YOU OWE ME! 3:42 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to AlexBerkley