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  1. *double bow latte grande* 1:06 PM Jul 24th from web
  2. I'm fading.... fading....glub....glub....good bye, cruel world.......http://bit.ly/YdKZt 4:56 PM Jun 26th from web
  3. OR IS SHE JUST A DUMB-ASS? 4:55 PM Jun 26th from web
  4. OR DID SHE ACT IN COLLUSION WITH A VAST AND FAR-REACHING CONSPIRACY, THE LIKES OF WHICH BOGGLES THE IMAGINATION AND DARKENS THE SOUL? 4:55 PM Jun 26th from web
  5. OR WAS THIS A MURDER, SHE PLOTTED AND PLANNED ALL ON HER OWN FOR VARIOUS AND SUNDRY NEFARIOUS REASONS? 4:53 PM Jun 26th from web
  6. I'M DOOMED. WAS THIS A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT THAT MELISSA PLUPP WILL REGRET UNTIL SHE GOES TO MEET HER MAKER, A LOVE DENIED FOR ETERNITY? 4:52 PM Jun 26th from web
  7. @missplupp CAN'T YOU HEAR ME? YOU SHOULD EAT MORE BANANAS. THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOUR EARS. 4:49 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  8. @missplupp REALLY WOULD LIKE TO COME UP NOW. CAN'T GET DOORS OPEN. FEELING DILUTED. 4:48 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  9. @missplupp Sweetheart? Fun is fun, but this is becoming alarming. Water's up to my chest. Reel me up. There's some kisses in it for you. 4:45 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  10. Man, this water comes in fast. Already up to my knees. Hope Missy pulls the car up soon. Confessioin: I can't really swim. 4:43 PM Jun 26th from web
  11. Okay. Here comes some water. Up to my ankles. Dang it's cold. They oughta heat these tanks. Bet they would for Dirk. 4:41 PM Jun 26th from web
  12. What a rush. I could really get into this acting thing. Maybe I've found a new girlfriend AND a new career today. My life is just starting! 4:39 PM Jun 26th from web
  13. KABLOOEY! Wow! What a realistic explosion! Nyanga! Big shudder! I actually feel like I'm in danger! 4:37 PM Jun 26th from web
  14. @missplupp Ho! What a sense of humor! All righty then. Driving the car, being pursued, pursued by Cupid's arrow! Who knew? Isn't life funny? 4:34 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  15. @missplupp Oh, you little coquette! What is it then? Please grace me with your name, that I may whisper it until my dying day...... 4:31 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  16. @missplupp Yes, yes. Isn't it funny how we were there, right in front of each other all along.... 4:28 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  17. @missplupp Miss...short for Melissa. Enchanting. Well, Melissa, this stunt is for you. And when I'm done, we will consummate our love... 4:27 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  18. @missplupp I will wait an eternity.......... 4:24 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  19. @missplupp But first, my sweet.......your first name.......... 4:23 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp
  20. @missplupp Piece of cake. But if I do this...what's my reward? It's got to be worth my effort...what's your first name? 4:21 PM Jun 26th from web in reply to missplupp