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  1. @derekharmel do you think the owners would notice if you put a remote contolled shock collar on their dog?
  2. @derekharmel it would be a shame if someone were to throw 20 pounds of cheap meat and chocolate over the fence.
  3. @chmurph2 Yea, that's totally what I'm saying... I'm pretty much basically at (or around) zero. Mostly.
  4. @snookca That's not a can of Coke in my hand. Look closely, and you'll see there's a different kind of satisfaction in that can.
  5. Doctor Office Lady: you photocopied my insurance card, why do you still need me to hand copy it's info onto your crappy form? #DRYviolation
  6. Yes! Inbox Zero! (more or less)
  7. @ItStartsWithUs It's good to know I'm not the only one with a mind that works that way. :)
  8. @schuetzdj This is an unfortunate side effect.
  9. I'm reeling from the news I got today: My parents switched to mac! New 27" iMac plus a 13" macbook pro. The tech support nightmare is over.
  10. Only after a double-take did I realize it said "cork"... http://twitpic.com/rhgdo
  11. NOM NOM NOM!
  12. @EricStratton It's as frustrating as it is unsurprising.
  13. @Shaker242 I think it's only a matter of time before twitarrhea_id is a twitter status property.
  14. @chmurph2 yes, roundaboutly. I can tell you the deets next time we hang.
  15. </twitarrhea>
  16. "You qualified earlier, and even though nothing has changed, you now no longer qualify." #CitiMortgage
  17. "No, I'm sorry, you can't talk to the underwriter." #CitiMortgage
  18. "That was another department. They don't know anything about this stuff." #CitiMortgage
  19. "We used to do it by hand, but now we just use the software and we don't really know why it decides one way or the other" #CitiMortgage
  20. "The underwriter is going to hate me for asking him all these questions." #CitiMortgage