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  1. Wow, @juliaallison is plagiarizing YET AGAIN! This time for Newsweek: http://tinyurl.com/donkeybray
  2. Why is @juliaallison infecting people with her supposed "flu"? Is she that selfish or a gigantic liar? I think both. Time for PORKCHOPS!
  3. @jordanberkow i sincerely hope you stage an intervention for @juliaallison.
  4. @juliaallison you must be so proud of yourself. :o)
  5. @HippieParalegal only if it's somewhere we can be "spotted"! and i only cry if you get wasabi in my clam dungeon ;o)
  6. hi, @meganalagna! are you "Beth" or just plain old Lasagna?
  7. Nephew brought me hot dog from gas station, extra onions!! So. Blessed.
  8. @SquirrelAwhirl I really need a classier avatar ... Like the pic of @juliaallison giving the camera the middle finger. Hells to the yesssss!
  9. @SquirrelAwhirl bint is on par with twit.
  10. @SquirrelAwhirl that is certainly harsh language! but you may be onto something. will ponder over these krispie kreme burgers.
  11. @SquirrelAwhirl I want to eat @queenalice's heart! Mmmmarshmallow! Not to be confused with @lilydog! :oP
  12. what does it mean that @juliaallison refuses to deny that @codenametk is @topheggers? confuzzled. :o(
  13. @McCainBlogette i think @juliaallison has been campaigning (pun intended! :o)) for that job for a couple of years now! :oD
  14. @SquirrelAwhirl i can't imagine @juliaallison doing anything dramatic and sneaky to draw attention to herself. come on, now.
  15. @SquirrelAwhirl THANK YOU! i was putting peanut butter in there but was afraid maybe there were some health benefits to consuming tree nuts.
  16. time to order another BBQ chicken stuffed crust pizza - @juliaallison blocked me. :o( guess that's not gonna help w/my internship app :o(
  17. @juliaallison does it count against me if my toilet seat is grafted to my ass and thus i cannot run offline errands? :o/
  18. #whatididtoday ate Crisco, dug smegma from between my fat rolls with handle of cat brush, worked on resume for @juliaallison internship.
  19. feeling bad for @topheggers if he's not @codenametk. think i'll drown my worries in a lardshake. wish i could fit more calories in it. :o(
  20. @juliaallison can you confirm or deny that @codenametk = @topheggers? yes or no will do. thanks!