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Why is @juliaallison infecting people with her supposed "flu"? Is she that selfish or a gigantic liar? I think both. Time for PORKCHOPS!9:49 PM Nov 28thfrom Tweetie
time to order another BBQ chicken stuffed crust pizza - @juliaallison blocked me. :o( guess that's not gonna help w/my internship app :o(10:37 PM Oct 27thfrom web
@juliaallison does it count against me if my toilet seat is grafted to my ass and thus i cannot run offline errands? :o/8:34 PM Oct 27thfrom web
feeling bad for @topheggers if he's not @codenametk. think i'll drown my worries in a lardshake. wish i could fit more calories in it. :o(8:08 PM Oct 27thfrom web