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glenda
Dear Williamsburg: You remind me of an emotionally retarded ex-boyfriend that owns almost everything on vinyl. That is why I hate you.e
06:05 PM July 19, 2008
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mollywood
I confess. I used the hose and I sprayed the dust off my car today. Send cops now.
05:49 PM July 19, 2008
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Ihnatko
The Math of Sleep: .5 hours + 1 hour + 2 hours + .5 hours + 3 hours ≠ 7 hours of rest. Apparently they all need to be in a row or something
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05:35 PM July 19, 2008
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ev
"I just found out yesterday, through Twitter, that we sell laptops." -@zappos (Tony)
01:43 PM July 19, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Whoever bought XRAYHOTTIES.COM and re-pointed it to our site? _Thank you_. You so rule.
12:08 PM July 19, 2008
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gruber
When I was a kid, the commies were a threat to blow up the entire world. Now they just make the world's worst $400 cell phones.
11:37 AM July 19, 2008
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patricknorton
My wife and I have been laughing our asses off at http://drhorrible.com/ ...it disappears Sunday night at Midnight, check it out now!
11:28 AM July 19, 2008
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mollydotcom
OdeToTwitter: I love to Twit / I'm reluctant to quit / But a forever love? / I'm reluctant to commit
11:22 AM July 19, 2008
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mightymur
@AnnePMitchell @cthulhim calls that "New Bathrobe Syndrome" get new bathrobe, redo bath to match bathrobe, redo bedroom to match bath...
09:05 AM July 19, 2008
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hotdogsladies
If the spammers at WebGuild.org notice random paper cuts on their eyelids today, it'll provide compelling evidence that God answers prayer.
08:32 AM June 24, 2008
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ironicsans
*ahem* What? No, nothing, I was just clearing my throat. By typing.
07:37 AM June 24, 2008
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mikemorrow
I think I just caught ADD from the new Girl Talk record.
07:22 AM June 24, 2008
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vpieters
testing in IE6 == WYSIWTF
05:17 AM June 24, 2008
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maxvoltar
"I have create website very similar to your design." No you didn't, that's called copy and paste you little twat!
02:41 AM June 24, 2008
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tj
4 hours of listening to the relationship woes of a girl I'll never have sex with is as close as I'll get to going back to high school.
08:54 PM June 23, 2008
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anildash
my neighbors' best wifi network names: "YankeesSuck", "my beeotch", "Harold", "O_o", "Towelie", "Fuck Off Christine", "waffle fries"
07:40 PM June 23, 2008
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echuckles
when a guy asks how your day was and your answer involves chocolate and shoes, PMS is presumed, right?
07:00 PM June 23, 2008
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hotdogsladies
Costco is a great place to get your wedding band, @youngamerican. Only you have to buy a clamshell pack of 6.
06:29 PM June 23, 2008
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AinsleyofAttack
Three nights of insomnia? Fine. Severe nausea? Okay. Hives? No big deal. Craving for Crystal Pepsi? Fuck call a doctor I'm dying.
05:32 PM June 23, 2008
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