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Watching some guy on the train try to read a PDF on the tiny screen of his Blackberry. It's a shame. Maybe I'll let him use my iPhone #smug9:22 AM Nov 23rdfrom Echofon
is gutted that he's had to buy a fake tree for the first time this year. Why can't stupid pine needles be safe to eat for babies!? #fb3:38 AM Nov 22ndfrom Echofon
Come on! 27 years come to an end! Well played Scotland - such an impressive defensive display! #fb12:05 PM Nov 21stfrom Echofon
RIP Edward Woodward. Why does Edward Woodward have so many "D"s in his name? Coz if not, he'd be called Ewar Woowar (best said out loud) #fb4:19 AM Nov 16thfrom Brizzly
This was genius - RT @calvinharris: Was just thrown out of x factor for jumping onstage during Jedward with a pineapple on my head.1:31 PM Nov 14thfrom Echofon
This is how I watch the X-Factor - RT @DaveGorman: Watching XFactor is no fun. Watching XFactor _and_ twitter is fun.12:59 PM Nov 14thfrom Echofon