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  1. @neilwilliamson really? Work? At 4:50pm on a Friday? Suuuuuuuure you are!
  2. Happy Thanksgiving to all you Merkins! #fb
  3. Damn you BBC! Getting my hope up like that :( #fb http://flic.kr/p/7i5qVa
  4. @ginatrapani if you were in Glasgow, the phrase would be "Can I tap a fag mate?" which would probably sound even worse to Americans!
  5. @threeze your #windowsissues hashtag is the only one out there! It's a tweetwhack! Oh wait - sorry!
  6. Watching some guy on the train try to read a PDF on the tiny screen of his Blackberry. It's a shame. Maybe I'll let him use my iPhone #smug
  7. @stx that's a damn fine idea! Thanks. Plus I could get one with roots and plant it in the garden afterwards. Huzzah!
  8. is gutted that he's had to buy a fake tree for the first time this year. Why can't stupid pine needles be safe to eat for babies!? #fb
  9. Come on! 27 years come to an end! Well played Scotland - such an impressive defensive display! #fb
  10. Support Santa Hat, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/47yysU
  11. @jmason some good news! Hope bike is OK too!
  12. @BrianLimond aye, both English drivers but they never miss a chance to use "English" rather than "British" does it? Now I just sound bitter.
  13. @BrianLimond knowing how you love the English media's attitude to "British", did you see the first line of this story? http://bit.ly/3JmzgQ
  14. RIP Edward Woodward. Why does Edward Woodward have so many "D"s in his name? Coz if not, he'd be called Ewar Woowar (best said out loud) #fb
  15. This was genius - RT @calvinharris: Was just thrown out of x factor for jumping onstage during Jedward with a pineapple on my head.
  16. This is how I watch the X-Factor - RT @DaveGorman: Watching XFactor is no fun. Watching XFactor _and_ twitter is fun.
  17. @mathowie much love and vibes big chap! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #mathowielove #fp
  18. @BrianLimond Hang on - that didn't sound right! Please don't!
  19. @BrianLimond 32 years and counting here mate. Four more and I beat your record! COME ON ME!
  20. @ahj Top Tip - NEVER give yourself a dry shave!