CoCosBeard
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I've survived to see the first show!
8:31 PM Nov 8th, 2010
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How can you build a city on rock and roll? Just curious.
6:11 PM Oct 4th, 2010
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Damnit, DJ, stop making me fall in love with people!
5:44 PM Sep 27th, 2010
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Facebook is down? I need to post a status update about this. Oh, wait...
1:55 PM Sep 23rd, 2010
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I'm watching "Invictus". Why is Matt Damon talking so weird?!
5:25 PM Jul 23rd, 2010
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Just bought a Ralph Lauren outfit, complete with large horse labels. Does this make me a douchebag? The answer is yes.
6:50 PM Jul 22nd, 2010
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A Kenneth the Page lookalike works at my gym. I think the universe is telling me to go work out there more often?
8:18 PM Jul 21st, 2010
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At the "Just For Laughs" festival in Montreal this week. I'd go see @, but I'd rather see Lewis Black scream at me.
7:27 PM Jul 14th, 2010
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Why is 'Omaha Mall' trending? I didn't even know Nebraska had people, let alone a mall.
7:45 PM Jul 13th, 2010
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Everyone give @ a warm welcome to Twitter!
7:17 PM Jul 11th, 2010
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Congrats @ - 4 Emmy nods! Let's see if we can get trending!
8:56 AM Jul 8th, 2010
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For your viewing pleasure: Jack McBrayer teaches us how to keep our bitches in line.
6:07 PM Jul 7th, 2010
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Temperatures near 100 degrees hit the East Coast this week. Looks like I won't be going outside.
4:44 PM Jul 5th, 2010
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Happy 4th of July! I bought sparklers. The state of CT doesn't think I'm mentally sound enough to handle real fireworks.
8:43 AM Jul 4th, 2010
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I wish I lived in a Star Trek movie. And that my name was Spock.
8:13 PM Jul 3rd, 2010
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Will an extra $10-20 million per year keep Lebron James in Cleveland? Would YOU stay in Cleveland for that much money?
7:22 PM Jul 1st, 2010
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The new Twilight movie makes $30mil in three hours. I wish I could make that much money being pale and biting people.
7:05 PM Jun 30th, 2010
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What not to say to a woman: "Wow! When you talk, your third chin rolls over your second chin!"
7:19 PM Jun 28th, 2010
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I bought a Miley Cyrus song. I've listened to it 40 times so far. This is worse than my Twinkie addiction. Please help me.
6:53 PM Jun 25th, 2010
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If @ is adding a vuvuzela to the band, I want to be shaved off. They sound worse than Joan Rivers' voice.
9:47 AM Jun 24th, 2010
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- Name Conan's Beard
- Location On Conan's face.
- Bio I'm not actually a beard, but I do have an AOL account. I don't know why.
CoCosBeard@aol.com
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