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  1. @bucsgirl79 You totally can! She'll be way more into the boxes and ribbons than the actual gifts!
  2. Dude...say you're a single mom on Twitter and all the freaks come to follow. Why oh why couldn't it be @johncmayer? I mean really?
  3. @baileykitty Technology fail
  4. I forgot, she played one of the twins' friends in the first season. :-( RT @TiaMowry Still in shock about Brittany. #RIPBrittanyMurphy. :(
  5. RT @JoannaSimkin: Tweeting about Keeping Up With The Kardashians > The Kardashians
  6. I will shortly begin the battle to Christmas shop for the princess.Last minute shopping is one of the joys of single motherhood.#notesarcasm
  7. @JoannaSimkin I love your play by play of the fuckery that is the Kardashians. I refuse to watch but can still be amused by them. Thank you!
  8. Princess just asked me to email Santa an apparent addendum to her list. A sled. Geography is not a big priority in 1st grade.
  9. @CurryClaire You're so lucky. I had to choke back emotion when they told me they were out.
  10. @omnomjessnom Too bad you didn't have time to spit in it.
  11. @omnomjessnom @mandi424 It's not something we speak of or like to think about.
  12. My mouth just filled with saliva. ::fans self:: @omnomjessnom http://twitpic.com/ufa0g
  13. My mom just sent me a text asking why people keep referring to me as Pinky. Another reason no good comes from her being on FaceBook.
  14. @luvbabyb I've only seen that one once. It was cute though. It's going to be so sad to watch Clueless now.
  15. @spcrocco Oh no, I almost never believe TMZ anyway. I hate them.
  16. @spcrocco The LA Times confirmed it too. They rec'd confirmation from the LA County coroner.
  17. I keep thinking of Brittany Murphy singing "Nobody Does it Better" in the movie Little Black Book. :-(
  18. @DevonMKing Super classy! I love it!
  19. I'm ok with Sandra Lee until we get to the tablescapes. Blech. And she has a friend on who is obviously seeking for a record deal. In vain.
  20. @lynninlove1007 She's the queen of Bisquick. #sandralee