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  1. I have fallen madly in love and I cannot control myself. Teehee.
  2. #eggplant is the most random Trending Topic ever.
  3. wedingdeureseu . abeurakadabeura
  4. RT @AudiKhalid: ...... -.- RT @altonkeh: See me dance abracadabra! www.altonsblog.blogspot.com
  5. RT @vagueescape: Paranormal Activity (2009) wasn't that great. no special effects and really not scary. mostly just watch people sleep. ...
  6. RT @jayleif: Facebook is a vodka cranberry, Twitter is crack cocaine! http://www.patrickmoberg.co... (via @nareshnaresh)
  7. I come home after sushi to make love with my darling. =)
  8. I didn't sweat the whole day!
  9. #classicmoviequotes "I can't be your boyfriend, but that doesn't mean I don't love you." - Love of Siam <3 <3
  10. Had a bunch of weird guilt-trip roller coaster of dreams. Almost prophetic. I hate my mattress.
  11. How dare you, Facebook! Dare to collapse my status updates? CHAO HAI!!!!
  12. Fuck the AMAs. I need my Desperate Housewives, and mothers [many others] need their Gossip Girl! _|_ [middle finger]
  13. #Blogger decided to juxtaforce #Google Ads on the "Your blog post published successfully!" page. *shakes fist some more!*
  14. Ok fuck you, you, and you. I am going to be a teacher when I grow up. I will teach PE. I will teach gymnastics, shuffling and kamasutra!
  15. Why don't we learn YOGA during PE in secondary school? Grr! *shakes fist!*
  16. I haven't made out on Play's dancefloor in almost 1 year. MAJOR FML, CAN?
  17. Where is the episode of Desperate Housewives I've been craving to watch????? WHERE!
  18. I searched "bad romance subliminal" on Youtube and the first result was a #Runescape vid. My life is great.
  19. @garmss Hahaha you have the same birthday as Miley "PartyInTheUSA" Cyrus.
  20. Whoa I sucked 3 cocks today. Does that make me a slut???