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  1. RT @ebertchicago: All-purpose Michael Bay review: "It does nothing original, but does it too rapidly"
  2. F*CK THE Y*NKEES
  3. jamming a PL consisting of only Zeppelin and QOTSA on shuffle. Mentally prepping for brand new OM @ cherrywood coffeehouse 8pm signup @ 7
  4. Tiki Tuesdays starts tomorrow night at 8! Austin's newest open mic at Cherrywood Coffee House every Tuesday at 8pm, FREE!
  5. GEAUX #SAINTS!!!
  6. hopefully something tweetworthy happens at Cap City tonight, where I'll be with Andy Ritchie and David Huntsberger.
  7. @drewbrees Coop's on Decatur, Mona's on Magazine
  8. is done with season 2 of sanford and son. bring on the second two, more awkward seasons
  9. @IronCladBen thx man
  10. Norm MacDonald, you are hilarious.
  11. @rossluippold Puppies dressed as CATS!
  12. @lastgascomedy Last Gas 2.0, Welcome to the future http://tinyurl.com/lefltn
  13. RT @lastgascomedy Counting down the hours to the unveiling of Last Gas Comedy v2.0! Look for it tomorrow!
  14. Happy Sarah Palin Day! Everyone shove an ice pick up through your eye just right, and sever a nerve tract or two in your brain! A Sarahtomy!
  15. DJ AM, now DJ WAS
  16. pulled A groin, not THE groin
  17. is aging to the oldies.
  18. is Friendstering on MySpace #donttellanybody
  19. is Facebooking on Twitter #donttelltwitter
  20. secretly hates Twitter. Don't tell Twitter!